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2010-04-15T07:22:00.000-07:00

MICHELLE IS DIRTY MINDED!!

2010-03-05T23:37:00.000-08:00

1 day after release of a level results...i still refuse to accept the fact that my chem got a B? how the heck did that happen? i was damn sure i did well for the papers. what happened. why did i get a B? it tarnished my hope of getting into chem engineering? worse part is alot of my friends whom i always triumph over in chem previously got an A? they are the ones who always asked for my help for their chem! now they are doing better than me?

still, i wanna thank mr goh. damn good chem teacher. sorry for sleeping in your tutorials all the time. also ms kat, mr lee, mr chan...thank you...you all have been very good mentors to me and again sorry for always sleeping in your tutorials...to lecturers...sorry for sleeping in your lectures directly in front of you...thank you ms raudah for scolding me at times...which allowed me to force myself to behave myself at times...

also thank you mr ng hong peng. sorry for pissing you off so many times. also thank you for answering my phone call yesterday when you are actually having meetings.

but still chem is a disappointment. even thou i deserve it. but its unbelievable.

2010-03-05T09:28:00.000-08:00

a continuation...

back at the camp...i was telling myself :"ok relac...as long as i pass gp and get okok results tt allows me to enter uni i can just shut up"...i always thought i had tt mindset...only until i had the result slip in front of my eyes...AAB...

imagine if the chem is A...at least it will look nicer...H2 all being As? also my rank points wont be so pathetic? jumped from 70 odd to 80...also...it makes me feel like some idiot...duno hw to put it in words...but...it sucks...

i wondered what went wrong for my chem...even though its just 1 or 2 days preparation...i was quite sure its enough...i was confident...or maybe...its just retribution for being such a bastard...

bad luck just tramples over me as though i were just a small ant...easily crushed...2009 sucks...i seriously hope that i can just start life w/o anymore of the bad luck...but army life exclaims otherwise...

the platoon sgt just treat us as dogs..

my section was rushing to get food...i volunteered to help them...so i decided to run and wear the rifle sling and the helmet at the same time...halfway...platoon sgt just yell at me at the top of his voice...knocked me down 20....complaining tt i ddint hold my rifle properly...i was just trying to hold it properly after i wear helmet...after i recover from knocked down position i rushed again...as i was about to hold my rifle properly...he took his chance and scolded me for nt holding it just before i can even grab the rifle properly...fine...i got punished...

then when we were sitted and needed to be rushed to another place...i sat down and carefully buckled my helmet befor ei stand up to hold my rifle properly...then the sgt major just ask us to do it while running in a rude manner i think...so by doing so...arent we holding the rifle properly? why do these commanders contradict themselves???

they always rush us...'FASTER FASTER..." tts all they scream...when we run we trip we fall we injure ourselves...they said :"why you all run? just double! why you all so careless"

if they cant find anything abt us to scold...i duno why they find minor minor minor stuffs and yell at ur face when they werent even worth mentioning about...i really hate army life..

during soc...some bus fetching parents of new enlistees roamed by...its a night safari bus...my fren was like :"hey! why is there a zoo bus" i replied:" its correct? isnt it? they are the visitors. we are the animals. they are the tamers."

doing drills...the rifle sling is giving me 'rope burns' on my neck...i just merely shaked my head abit so as to 'push' the sling away from my neck...the guy next to me was fidgeting...leaning on 1 leg...LIKE HELL...what did the ps say? he said :"KENDRICK WHY ARE YOU MOVING! BECAUSE OF HIM! WHOLE LOT OF YOU! KNOCK IT DOWN!" and he yelled down 20 over times to 30...yea...the guy next to me...his fidgeting aint as bad as mine...

but army commanders aint all bad...some lieutenants and ps...they treat us as humans...those are the people that made me feel that apart from close friends in army...there are others who i can confide if i feel unwell...

like ps riduan...despite me falling off the cliff few metres high from the soc course...dropped rifle hard on the floor...not only did he nt punished me...he encouraged me :"nvm! come...let's try again" when i kept on falling...just one advice from me allowed me to complete the entire courage stations w/o much trouble...where the pti will just scold you for being foolish and stupid to fall off the cliff...being an idiot for nt listening to him...being useless and stuff...

during life range...lieutenant melvin...he didnt have a torchlight...he borrowed it from me...DAMN POLITELY...even said thank you when he returned it to me...where can you find such polite commanders in the 'zoo'???

so no matter what happens...i nv want to be a 'man' or a combat soldier in the future...i cao cao also must push my ass into sispec...at least i will just continue being a dog for only a few mths rather than 2 yrs straight...also i wanna be an approachable commander to my recruits or jrs in the future if i could...if they do anything wrong i shall do the punishments with them...i will march with them...run with them...like hw i did back in sec sch as nco...

now back to a levels...even thou my mum always says:"results arent impt" i can tell tt she is quite terribly upset abt my chem...sorry mum...

there was one night in camp...after getting scolded by commanders and duno how coicidentally i got picked by commanders to do guard duty...when i return to bunk and call home...when i talk to my parents...i feel warmth...its like scoldings a few moments ago and then treated as a normal being over the phone...i just cried over the phone...muffled my voice with the blanket trying to hold back those tears...claiming my voice sounds odd cos of the sore throat i got days ago...then there came my bunk mates to my bed side...consoling me...there again i feel tt there is something worth staying in the zoo...my bunk mate felt tt i missed home terribly tt he volunteered to overtake my guard duty w/o my knowing...thanks hsieu hisen....even thou i said no...he still said yes...i dunno what motives he has or am i thinking too much...but i felt grateful for what he has done...

now i just hope that bad luck will stop haunting me...you alr stalked me long enough since 2009...please go...

2010-03-05T07:12:00.000-08:00

booked out today after my ippt diagnostic test...improved my 2.4 timing by 30 seconds...lets hope i can maintain my position as the 3rd best ippt recruit in orion platoon 2....

after booking out...said good bye to gay buddy ryan and went to eat with gay buddy number 2 andy ham...before i went to meet bowen...then i intro-ed bowen to andy as a more muscular guy than ryan...LOL...but ryan is toner...

then i went to ajc wif bowen to collect cert...bump into some ajc 2308...go sch tgt...then results quite dissappointing...cos like in the past i am like in top 5%...now i am shitted up...then like everyone who always approached me for help in studies are doing better than i am...jermyn weiming all becoming ajc top scorers...

i got E for gp...A for h2 phy and math...C for econs which i am satisfied wif cos i didnt study cos spot wrong topic and wrote half page answer for 25m qns...but chem...dissappointingly...got B....its the paper i am most confident in getting A...further more i topped ajc in chem once...i cant believe i got B...initially i kind of shocked..

cos i got lousy grade for my forte subj...also cos everyone who used to be lagging behind me excelled while i got fugged...

its retribution...being arrogant being cocky...act act act...don wan study...now this shit...but for now...i am trying my best to be satisfied with what i have....at least i can admit into nus or ntu...but the problem is if they wanna accept me or not...i don think they would accept a rotten student like me...

hais...jermyn anw...zai...haha...all As 1D...wang wang was quite high today...but heard from a fren tt he saw wang wang crying...i hope she is fine...wont dare to ask her abt it since she alr seem fine to me wif her grades...haha! straight Bs! damn cute right wang wang...math rly imrpove alot...her gp B so imba...her chem also improve alot...she take H2 FRENCH B ALSO...imba...hope she will get her psychology course...cos she is a psycho? HAHA...but xunhao damn sadded...he always get 90 plus percentile for gp...suddenly he got D...not just him...everyone is shocked...

hais...lets hope i can rly get into the course i desire...then i will also try my best or instead i must not be so cocked up like what i used to be..

i will be having field camp next week...no more hp no more admin time no more slping time...have to be more aware of the wild boars...alot of stories abt them being damn zzz...damn scary...lol....

2010-02-04T05:28:00.000-08:00

tomorrow is the day i will become SAF's property...sadly i didnt train for the past few mths? i like merry play fun kind...zzz...lets hope i will sruvive the physical trainnings ahead of me....had a good time playing soccer today...my final soccer session before i step my leg into 'manhood'....

i will like to thank syarif for calling me and sending his regards...thanks rif...

also my ah ma..she purposely came over to see her very first grandchild that is becoming botak....thanks for the ang pow...

also...thanks to my mum and dad...for making the effort to bring me to pasir ris to uds hw are we gg to tekong tmr...and having a great dinner at sakae sushi at white sands....

8th feb is coming...happy bday to 2 impt pple...my close buddy in sec sch zhong yangzhi and my blood brother kevin...

2010-02-02T08:47:00.000-08:00

haha!! today is one of the best and funniest outing...not because of the activity...but most probably because of the people who attended the outing...which includes my class mate audrey, my future possible platoon mate venga, best bud jermyn and the host of the day aka drama queen wangling...

jermyn last min then come cos i only jio him last min...haha before he came i abit sian sian cos i tio sunburn and the wangling they all nt high enuf...once jermyn come...LAUGH LIKE MAD LA!!!

firstly we met at novena mrt stn...they went to udders to eat ice cream...we are supposed to meet at 3pm but i only started to call and jio jermyn at 3.40?? hahahaha!! but glad that he still manage to make it...then we went to another place called icekimo eat ice cream...then we went to some cc to have dinner...we saw HEOK HUI THERE!! hahaha...he maybe quite strange to you if you do not noe him...but i can tell you he is a very nice person...very good friend...

after dinner...venga ps us to go dhoby ghaut for his class outing...so jermyn me audrey went wangling hse to play!! OMG...WE GOT OWNED!! at wangling hse...we played tekken...jermyn and me...LOST TO AUDREY AND WANGLING WTS!!!

then we went to wangling room to play pictionary game...again jermyn and i lost...then is like throughout whole game...we guess damn randopm stuff and laugh at random thing...like guessing jesus and other random stuff non related to what we are supposed to guess...

wa then i kena 'gang banged' by wangling jermyn and audrey la...i was sitting in the centre...then they like tag team all come whack me la...they touch alone i also pain like hell...THEY WHACK ME LEH...my sunburnt areas hurt like hell...

so wangling was asking...:"so where arent you burnt?" i said:"oh i went swimming in swimming trunks...so only my pubic area is unhurt..." LOLOLOLOLOLOL

then wangling was being 'nice' and gave me some moisturiser (the moisturiser is made from chocolate or something) to rub on my affected areas...sunburnt areas that worsened from her whackings...so i went to ehr toilet to strip and rub...then jermyn came inside and i tot he was trying to help me wif it...in the end he came in only to use the lotion himself...then tt wangling damn horny...tried to open the toilet doors lots of times...

then came home after wangling hse gathering...reached home...my dad just came back from overseas...then i smelt like chocolate from the moisturiser wangling gave me...and i looked red to him...so the first thing he asked was :"OEI YOU WENT CLUBBING OR DRINK ISIT???" zzz...kns...

haha...i dun have the photos yet...audrey has all the photos...i will post them here after i get them...haha!! good night everyone!!

2010-01-19T21:55:00.000-08:00

these few days i like crazy one...hardcore watch and analyse wwe wrestlers...how the moves are done...etc etc...damn fun sia if you learn these moves...then also went gym and swimming 2 days ago...then ltr in 1 hour time i am going ajc to play soccer...then i called syafiq and herzad along...gay bud imran cant go =( HE TIO TEACHERS' MEETING HAHAHAHAAH....

2010-01-09T10:41:00.000-08:00

some of my friends are collecting their 300 dollars check for the edusave bursaries they deserve. my mother asked me :"what abt urs this yr?" i then realise my academic performance in 2009 entirely hit rock bottom. the most dissappointing year. sorry mum. i wanna work hard i wanna score well. but i alr lost my drive to study last yr. my legacy of the 5 years of consecutive edusave scholarships ended in 2008. i am doomed. i just hope a levels will turn out fine. i still continue to have nightmares of having fail gp and becoming unable to get into local uni. the thought of it just made me cower in fear the moments i woke up, until i realise its just a dream not reality.

2010-01-07T18:50:00.000-08:00

post gp exam nightmare...i kept having the similar dream of getting S for gp...then in my dream i cant make it into local uni and i was damn scared when i woke up...was damn traumatised and almost cried until i realise its not reality...if it is...i think i will be dead...

2010-01-05T09:35:00.000-08:00

haha tt stupid jermyn put 'dilemma' in his personal msg...then this reminds me of what happened last year...

last year mrs peh had a combined gp lecture with 2208 and some other class...then she using mic...i sitting in front of her sleeping...then she talking abt the compre and there is this word dilemma...

she saw me sleeping she woke me up and asked :"eh kendrick stop sleeping what do you understand by the word dilemma (pronounced as da-lai-ma)"

i replied :"ohh...erm...it refers to the tibetian priest? the reincarnation of buddha?"

she stared at me shocked :"i mean wahts dilemma?? what priest?? (she thinks awhile) OHH I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT DALAI LAMA!!! I AM TALKING ABT DILEMMA!!"

then i was like :"ohh...erm...dilemma is like zhuo you wei nan like tt"

then she :" -.- can you speak in english?"

i replied :"ohh erm...hard to say ah...like...abit lost? then its like a state in which one does not know what to do? which action to take?"

HAHAHAHA

2010-01-01T21:22:00.000-08:00

new year eve overnight stay at minghan's house was fun...his parents are GREAT HOSTS...provided us with the beverages needed...from vodka to wines etc...and alot of FOOD...japanese delicacies and other snacks from many other countires!! then minghan rented drag me to hell and underworld to watch...then we played asshole taiti throughout the night...then minghan weeseng wei wen all knocked out alr but clinton and i still damn awake...so we go use fb look at girls...then minghan right....gosh his snorings sounded like handphone vibrations...wee seng's snorings is the loudest...then using clinton comp i talked to waner and minghao online...they just came back from a new year gathering...

when i was tired...i wanna share mattress with clinton to sleep...THEN WEE SENG KEEP KICKING ME! so i was &*^&*%&$%^& i went to another side of the floor to stone and couldnt sleep cos no more mattress...wen saw me so sian diao he threw me 3 pillows and told me to use the 3 pillows as bed...so i did and i slept...everyone slept on mattress except me ah zzzz...then another jialat part...XUEWEI KEEP KICKING MY HEAD...THEN HE ROLLED OFF THE MATTRESS AND LANDED ON MY FACE!!! stupid xuewei...then minghan was just laughing down there...zzz...

then next morning some woke up some still asleep...minghan is semi asleep...so everyone (including minghan father) went to rape minghan...go finger his ass hole go wwe him...taupok him...etc etc...then minghan parents went out to buy ALOT OF STUFF TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST!!! really damn nice hosts ah!!! hahahah

then after awhile 12 plus i left minghan house while the rest stayed on...cos firstly i am meeting pjc 08s15 for gathering and also they are gg to play dota which i dun play ah...so BYE MINGHAN!! hahahah...

then took adult fare trip from yishun to woodlands...92 cents...(&&%R%$&^$^^^*&^...then got the pjc outing...then after outing go home...use comp...sleep...tts what i did for new eyar eve and enw year day! haha

2009-12-23T09:59:00.001-08:00

today's soccer is damn funny...not becos of the soccer...is the post soccer activity...

we actually planned to watched avatar...but didnt stick to the plan becos it is screened at 9pm...by the time it ends...it will be 11 plus...then it will be difficult to get home

so...ridhawn amal syarif jesper and i...PRANK CALL PEOPLE...hahaha...we called a china stranger...syarif's pri sch athletic fren...another random stranger...jared and james tan...

the china man we just keep pissing him off with english which he dont understand....

the athlete fren of syarif...they prank her say we are the athletic association...wanna pay her 5k a mth to join our national team...then she scared she hang up...

then another one...we scam her say she applied for a job and she is shortlisted...in fact she didnt even applied for anything...she keep denying applying for anything...but we were saying...oh once you apply...yuo must come for interview tmr morning 3pm...if nt you must pay 500 dollars for withdrawal...THE MOMENT SHE HEARD OF THE WITHDRAWAL PENALTY SHE HURRY HANG UP LA...

ok...then for jared...he is selected for diving unit for NS...we prank him saying :"hi...is this jared yeo from pjc and selected for the diving unit? i am sergeant rizwan....calling from the NS men...i call to tell you we lost your medical report so we need you to come down to cmpb later at 2am to retake all your tests asap...if you worry abt transportation we will pay for your cab don worry...if you don come we will kick you out of the diving unit and throw you to PES B straight" THEN JARED ABIT GAN CHIONG...like try to rmb the details like when to go...where to go...etc etc etc

JAMES TAN'S IS THE FUNNIEST LA

cos james tan deferred for NS...so we prank him...say:"is this james tan from PJC? i am sgt rizwan from the NS men. i am calling to tell you we have cancelled your deferment and you will have to report as usual to Tekong at 5.45am on 5th Feb 2010." James argued:"how could you how could you" ridhwan said:"because we checked your educational status and you are only 2 percentile throughout the whole JC cohort...i noe its sad but its useless for you to study so we decided to cancel your deferment...for more information call (syarif's hp number("

then we were hoping he saved syarif's number so tt when he dial for enquiry for deferment he will then noe its a prank...

he called...ridhwan picked up...
james asked:" hello i wanna enquire abt the deferment canellation"
the ridhwan asked (in his normal tone as himself instead of sgt rizwan)"who you" james replied"james"
ridhwan"james who"
james:"james tan"
ridhwan"james you call me for what...ridhwan here la...what NS deferment"
james:"no...there is this NS guy who told me to call you abt enquiry about my deferment cancellation...(a few seconds)...EH FUCK I KENA PRANKED SIA"

THEN EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING WILDLY...HAHAHAHA...

2009-12-16T12:14:00.000-08:00

uneasiness...in my chest...tts hw i felt...some form of anguish i think...

will you feel if ur grp of frens ps you...they tell you to do one thing while they do another...

what if they claimed its a last minute decision...why didnt they inform you abt it? did they did it on purpose? they do not want you to tag along?

if you tell them no matter what they do you just do with them....as a whole...but its like...the group feels better of without you...whatever they enjoy...the jokes laughters stories...you will now feel left out...more left out than before...

i vividly rmb how left out i was...the front grp of boys talking abt dota...back grp of guys talking abt their famine camp...i wasnt in any of these grps...i walked alone...in the middle...very dramatic...like filming some stupid emo films...but yea its true...

they treat you as dirt...they treat u as a joke...when you sincerely treated them as frens...

some arrogant guy was like commenting on a girl...talking abt her figure when we were watching some movie...then i joined in...then for no reasons he hurdled some personal attacks on me...duno whats his problem...stupid fat blob...

it will defnitely sear a hole in your heart...leaving an injury which eventually leaves a scar behind as time passes...

when they talk abt common topic...they laugh...the whole grp understands and laugh abt it...but you dont understand a single thing...you cant even smile at it...you may even frown or feel tearful cos you cant fit into their conversation...

the outing...few hours from now...they invited me...i tink its just becos i complained abt being left out from their activity the previous time and they just wanna save their ears from the whiny complaints...

i just hope life gets better...2009...isnt a good year for me...everything went wrong...studies...frens...money...cca...soccer...its seriously the worst...and arsnal just lost their lead to burnley after burnley scored a penalty....

soccer went terribly wrong too...even syarif realised tt...he was like:"rmb tt time you solo past everyone then you score...you can do it man..." but now...i cant even pass...i think i had exhausted my luck for the past 17 years...lets hope the 18th year will be the worst year ever...let all unlucky events happen at one shot...and allow lady luck to shine on me once again from 2010 onwards...

i just want them to noe tt...since they hate me so much...just tell me...don nid to be hypocrites...no nid to do whatever they had done for post prom...buddies in the past, acquaintance today....

anyways...just submitted resume for some part time jobs...and irvin tan so retarded...he dun have resume so he took mine as the backbone structure of his resume and reconstructed one of his own...haha...thanks ms raudah for preparing us for post a levels life...forcing us to make a resume and resume letter...phew...

then bloody hell...the links arent working...cant buffer arsenal match now...tink i will get some sleep for now...or just continue watching till full time...

2009-10-31T09:08:00.002-07:00

planned alr...directly after a levels...first thing...get whatever i ened for prom...wait...i got everything...

29 bucks korean vest from onzen's shop
29 bucks G2000
black jeans 10 bucks from taiwan
shoes 10 bucks from taiwan...

now i only need a belt (probably the superman one from DC) and a tie (black tie...skinny one...can anyone lend it to me...i think i will get it from jheng)

ok...after shopping for prom stuffs..next priority...look for a job...HAHAHAAH FIRST TIME I WILL BE WORKING!!! hoping tt weihao can help me out....

then next...eh wait this shld be the main priority...gym everyday...seriously i used to gym once or twice a week...studies then argh....

thirdly...get a girlfriend? jkjk...

thirdly...erm...OH YA THIS IS NT THE THIRD PRIORITY...THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPT ONE...SOCCER!!!!

ok alot of teams to challenge
1. weiwen's panache fc -.-
2. jerry's nanhua fc -.-
3. herzad imran syafiq's mat fc (i think i may join them instead of playing for my team =S)
4. OVERNIGHT STAY AT KALLANG!! JERRY ABEL BROADDICK AND THE REST OF PJC SOCCER PPLE!!!

ok...our team? lol...nv heard of it before? LOL...EILITES UNITED...

formed by junjie 3 years ago...but didnt play a single match -.- almost got to play twice but due to unforeseen forces we cancelled both..worse is tt time we alr planned to buy jerseys and planned our jersy numbers alr...then they don have money -.-

this will be the likely formation...

GK Hafi (if nt shihong)
RB (vacant) CB (sean and syarif) LB (Me)
RW (ZX) CM (nic and nig) LW (chia)
ST (Billy Amal)

2009-10-29T10:49:00.000-07:00

haiz dono what to do...i alr stoppped studying before a levels...i cmi le...

rly dono what to do to peak again...

just watched alot of soccer from 12am till now...then suddenlty missed the days 2308 played soccer together...haha...haiz if only they signned up for inter hse soccer during the sports carnival la...they regretted not signning up the 5v5 soccer...

if i were to force them to sign up...i will play formation 1-1-3

choon boon(GK)

me(CD)

bowen(LW) jermyn(CM) andrew (RW)

i have a reason for setting up this formation...firstly ever since ami is gone...cb loo is our hope in goalkeeping...brave person...dives well...tall...tough...

i play defence in kranji even thou i played alot of winger and attacking roles in ajc...but our class defence nt tt gd...so i stay back centre defence...

jermyn play make very well...i will put him in the centre so tt he can assist bowen and andrew

andrew sprints fast...so i throw him onto right wing so tt he can run down the flank fast and pump ball in or something...

bowen is left footed...then left wing favours him cos he can pump ball into central area easily...lolololol....

2009-10-17T06:07:00.001-07:00

yesterday...we had farewell assembly and its also a crucial day to hide from the malays cos its a day after my birthday...

farewell assembly...physics dept de video is the best..mr chan IS WEARING THIS TIGHT SHIRT AND ACT HIP HOP AND HE DANCED 'sorry sorry' by super junior...just tt its remade as 'study study' by super seniors...MR CHAN IS DAMN HOT LA...HE HAS TURTLE PECS LA!! TRAINNED TO EXCESSIVELY ALR LA...DAMN OMG LA...

eh...kk...then they have this video to thank the alumni...FOR WHAT??? THEY THANK THEM FOR THE STUFFS THEY DONATED TO THE SCHOOL AFTER GRADUATION??? WHAT THE SHIT...AJC IS FKING POOR....GOD DAMN THEM...THEY NEED TO RELY ON STUDENTS TO MAINTAIN THE SCHOOL?? guess what happen...family day. they took half of all profits all the stalls earn. what if you are making a loss? THEY DON CARE ABT YOU...then they make us pay a MANDATORY DONATION OF 3 BUCKS EACH PERSON??? 8 BUCKS FROM EVERY CLASSES' CLASS FUNDS??? WHAT THE SHIT?? they shld be fking rich but the stupid ajc admin team are fkers...dono hw they use the money..

guess what the seniors donated?
1.statue of fertility
2.lockers outside pe dept
3.stone chairs
4.stone tables
5.wooden shelter outside canteen
6.a FOUNTAIN???
7.digital clock in hall
8.analog clock in canteen....

what will number 9 be?? i freaking hope we will donate to them 1000 dollars worth of foolscap...why??? COS THEY ARE FKING POOR...THEY EVEN MADE STUDENTS USE THEIR OWN FOOLSCAP FOR EXAMS...WHAT THE SHIT IS WRONG WITH THEM?? worse of all...cos you are using ur own foolscap pad for exam, you may unwantedly bring in ur own notes shuffed in between ur foolscap pads...if this happens..you will be dealt as cheating -.- THEN YOU ALL SHLDNT HAVE MADE US USE OUR OWN FOOLSCAP IN THE FIRST PLACE RIGHT...

the ajc admin team can go suck cock...but the teachers there are good...only teachers there are good...the rest? hygeine of sch, facilities of sch, admin team of sch all can fuck off...

zzz...see la...i had never eben so vulgar in blog writing before...thanks to the stupid school...i eman the admin team...

anw...i tot i was safe when i didnt see the malays ytd...until i was abt to leave the sch for pool...

i changed to this 'mat wear' on purpose...then on my way out...all my malay friends came back from prayers...i was wishing deep "they btr not noe its my birthday"...then imran came towards me and hugged me as usual...then syafiq suddenly scream HAPPY BIRTHDAY...i was like...shit i am dead..i was right...NEXT MOMENT IMRAN HUGGED ME SO TIGHT AND TT 1108 GUY TRIED TO PIN ME TO THE FLOOR SO TT THEY CAN TAUPOK AND THEN TEAR MY 30 BUCKS UNDIES LA...WHAT THE SHIT...

but imran fren fren me la...he showed mercy and they went to tear ami's undies instead cos tt stupid cock pon prayers -.- an advice from me if you are a malay in ajc and u noe imran and frens :"nv pon prayers"

luckily herzad is nt there...if he were there...he will persistently tear my undies regardless of my pleadings...

my 30 bucks undies are like G string la -.- it only started to cover my manhood from 5cm below my pubic bone (so low la) then the undies is made of tough material (Calvin Klein -.-)

then i went to eat a pizza hut...everyone finished theirs while i waited for 1.5h for my meal to come -.- others' meals come no later than 30min...what the shit...its my birthday and i am so unlucky...i don have much hope for a levels now...

then afetr pizza hut...minghan xuewei xuewen clinton gave me a birthday treat to pool...we played at the pool table where we are supposed to punch in 2 1 dollar coin for every game at yishun safra (and i met yuzhong and his classmates there)...why so pathetic? play tt table? cos we are sibei noob...take 30 minutes to play 1 game -.- so we used 8 bucks for 2.5hours la -.- damn worth it right!! better than the 10 dollar per hr at those proper pool shops la...

2009-10-15T04:42:00.000-07:00

hehe...this year's birthday can be considered one of the best...even thou nobody celebrated it for me...but it is the first time so many pple wished me happy birthday...thanks guys...then minghan even called me to say it out to me...haha...then tmr we gonna go pool to celebrate? minghan his girl wen wei me and they may be calling bryan and sihao...

weiming is damn funny today...cos he accidentally stepped on my shoe...then he was like :"opps...sorry...happy burthday"...then walking he accidentally bumped into me...he said :"opps...sorry...happy birthday.." its like when he bumped into me or stepped on my leg...and when he apologise i wanna pretend i am angry and 'scold' him...but the 'happy birthday' part is really so funny tt i started laughing uncontrollably...

then jermyn standard de....last year he said :"eh? yr birthday nt 16th oct meh?" this year leh? he said this:" eh? yr birthday nt tmr meh?" -.- nice 1....

haha...then whole class...eh...andrew is the only one who know abt my birthday...thanks...others learned abt it only after they saw andrew shaking my hand and they found it very strynge and gay...LOL...

i still rmb...last yr birthday...i slept during econs...lecture...ms lee xueling was like shouting thru the mic "kendrick!! wake up!!" then i reply:"cher..my birthday la...relac la" LOLOLOLOL

oh ya...thanks thanks thanks izzaty lyana...my <3>

then hani wished as well...then talked for rather long as well...LOL...(attractive to malay girls ah? =S)

kk...THIS IS DAMN FUNNY...MANY'S DESIRED JOB AND THIS DUDE IS COMPLAINING

2009-10-04T08:54:00.000-07:00

lol...i was struggling to finish my homework today...cos i played too much pokemon for more than 20hrs and watched arsenal vs blackburn and eat for hours for the weekedns...cos i tot i have no homework so i can lepak...but i forgot i got 2 CASE STUDIES 1 COMPRE 10 ECONS ESSAY DETAILED ESSAY OUTLINE WHAT THE SHIT...so i am starting to chiong abit now...12am....

while chionging...yangzhi asked me abt chelsea vs liverpool link (btw its halftime nw 0-0) then he said he is damn paiseh tt he disturbed me doing work...i said "nvm la...no choice cos i am the first fren you every met in kranji" LOL

cos when we just entered kranji...yangzhi's index number is 40 while mine is 39...then he is the last person in class...so he has no choice but to talk to me since we are lined up according to index number and he has no one to talk to...LOL...then he told me :"i still rmb i shake ur hand sia" haha so cute right

then i still rmb...sec 1...1c my class got into cultural fiesta night dance finals...so we 'wanna rehearse' and borrowed the radio for 'rehearsal' and emptied the classroom for 'rehearsal'...in the end we used the radio to play linkin park...use the empty classroom to play soccer...LOL...damn lepak right...

then yangzhi said some gay stuffs to me...then it reminds me of the night me billy and him 3 guys spending a night at yangzhi's hse (SO GAY)...zzz...then from 10pm to 1am we played poker and we bet using push ups (billy owed the most...hundreds over push ups...but in the end we didnt pay our debts)...we even wrote on a piece of paper seriously abt hw much push ups we owed...then 2am to 3am we went to indian coffee shop eat...cock...billy yangzhi con my money...make me pay for everything they eat and drink...then from 3am to 4 plus we went to void deck to play soccer -.- then yangzhi whacked the ball into the MENTAL ASYLUM next tot eh void deck..he has to climb inside to retrieve it...its damn eerie...first of all its an asylum...secondly it is illuminated by spooky green lights...eeee....then we went back yangzhi home...watch R21 good luck chuck...LOL...then some dirty talks are involved...hehehehehe....

haiz...so fun...yangzhi...6 years de good friend le...haha...lol...zhengxuan is worse...since N1 till now...so its like...3 yrs old till 18 years old...LOL 15 YEARS FRIEND...then wee chong also...pri 1 till now...11 years fren....

then after arsenal and blackburn match...i went to mock my blackburn supporter fren aka my ex tutor lee shizheng...he got married last yr...haha...if it wasnt for him...i will be sucky in results today....love him...haha...then talking to him reminds me alot abt the past...hw he taught me...hw he scolded me with vulgarities when teaching...hw we disturb each other....played soccer...1st motorbike ride...etc etc...haha...

recalled alot of precious memories tonight....but...still have to do work...its 12.15am now...lets see 56th minute...liverpool 0-0 chelsea......good night everyone...need to do some gp compre if nt mrs peh will be unhappy....

2009-09-29T02:05:00.001-07:00

i am kind of shocked to receive 'good student notice award' today from ms raudah. the teacher felt that i displayed school core value of integrity for finding some items and returning them to general office -.- that good student notice is for this casio digital watch that i found in LT4 which i returned to the office. woah...and i get a good student notice like that. NOW IMAGINE...IF THEY STILL REMEMBER THE FACT THAT I FOUND AND RETURNED A SAMSUNG HANDPHONE A BRANDED EARPIECE AND AND A PSP TO THE LOST OF FOUND...WOAH...THEY WILL BUILD A MONUMENT TO COMMEMORATE ME SIA...jkjk...hehe

oh ya...2308 pple are retarded...as in the guys...cos there is this new physics teacher...quite chio de...came over to take over rm chan's lessons while he is on mc. i was damn tired. so i rested my head and tilted it in such a way that the 2308 pple said i keep smiling at her with some lusty look...worse of all...at the angle i am tilting...my saliva drooled and i tried sucking it back...this further reiterate their stand that i got horny over the female teacher...zzzz...

then when i don understand physics question...the bell rung...but i continued asking her where most of my classmates left...so its like only the teacher me and 1 or 2 more classmate behind asking question...then shaoning they were like:"kendrick did it on purpose...so that he can spend more time with tt teacher" then shaoning is jealous and he was like "OEI KENDRICK DON ASK ALR LA"

SHAONING IS THE HORNY ONE LA. NOT ME. HE WAS LIKE FASTENING HIS PACE TO CATCH UP WITH TT PHYSICS TEACHER WHEN HE REALSIED SHE TAKES THE SAME TRAIN AS US!!! DAMN IT!! ITS HIM NOT ME

haiz...15 october is coming...every year's 15 october is rather miserable for me especially the one last year...i have to stay back in school to do stupid pw up till 9pm and worse of all is that i have already finished my portion of the pw project and i am told to do others' work...in addition its a wednesday aka photography day...my class is told to stay back for pw last yr when there is cca...everyone in my class excused themselves from cca to do pw...for me? i am forced to attend cca and to postpone my pw to later tts why i have to leave sch so late. luckily truncated time table is created and i wont stay back late beyond 1pm...maybe i will go home and slack and rest for this day especially...

2009-09-26T06:52:00.000-07:00

after school on friday...felt dman guilty for not studying for exams at all...don feel like soccer-ing but i alr promised herzad and syafiq...then after school jermyn wanna wait for his gay tition mate while i wanna wait till 1.45pm before leaving school for kfc as i am meeting the malays there...

haha! went rjc to play soccer with my malay friends...but indian jikky wasnt there ah...herzad said jikky will go but he didnt =( then our team lost...scoring only 2 goals...1 from zad 1 from fauzi...hw zad scored? ASK ME ASK ME...i saw zad running into opponent's penalty box waving his hand and signalling his want for the ball...so i just cross from my half...just nice he headed...scores...haha...fauzi's goal is a walk in goal...then opponents' goals are all -.- cos our players and keeper are too lepak when playing le...haha...

but rjc is freaking big as we take 15minutes to walk from entrance to football pitch where you only take less than 1minute to do that in ajc...the buildings are freaking stylish like shopping centres where ajc looks more like buildings that persisted after world war 2's bombings....

then we are playing on a field next to a construction site (cos rjc is ENLARGING THEIR SCH WITH MORE BUILDINGS) and the construction workers decided to take a rest and watch us play...LOL...

haha....then the journey to rjc and journey back home is damn entertaining...with the malays...they will never fail to make you laugh...especially with imran around to start a joke...syafiq and herzad to amplify the joke...and pradeep to laugh to tempt you to laugh...LOL...

then imran was complaining that i am beocming a mat like them just because i am broke and simply bought some random 10 bucks slip in easy wear shoe (which they claimed is a mat shoe)

oh ya...then i was telling syafiq pradeep and imran the jokes jermyn told me on mrt...like the boy slaps the lion and the scandalous woman in the lift signboard. then syafiq pradeep and imran are struggling not to laugh at these crap but they still cant resist the temptation to laugh...then syafiq was asking me where did i get all these ideas from...i replied..."oh jermyn taught me" then syafiq was like "i swear i will strangle jermyn the next time i see him"

oh ya...the funny thing is every moment as we walked past anything in rjc...we will start comparing it to ajc...LOL...eh...its like...rjc always has the advantage in the comparisms compared to ajc? =S

another funny thing is the rjc pple are getting knocked down 1 by 1 with cramps...i think 5 of them -.- while our team members are still running ard the pitch lepak-ing like no big deal...LOL...

oh ya...today is syazwan's birthday...recently some stuffs happened to him...i hope everything will turn out well for him...happy birthday syazwan...smile more fellow gooner...

2009-09-24T07:22:00.000-07:00

i am seriously dead...chem and gp doesnt seem good...they suck...but i have to say i deserve it...cos i nv bother reading thru my notes at all...cos i am one of those ms kat described as peaked too early and alr lost their motivation to study...

its not like i lost my motivation to study...its like...i study last year for a main reason..to catch up fr the lessons i slept thru...which is everything....cos i sleep everyday....then now tt syallbus is over...i don have to catch up with anything so there goes my motivation to study?

but gp is seriously vexing...always getting single digit for content marks only ONLY ONLY

i am really same as arsenal...need luck now....really needs luck...or give me some brain in understanding compre passage at least? its very petrifying...47 days left and i am gg to play soccer with herzad syafiq jikky imran and others at rjc...i am seriously screwed...but i alr promised them...so i cant do anything much but hope tt some form of miracle can happen...

then we ahd this grp discussion today for chem mcq...i then realise how much i missed out when i slept...i rly missed out alot of key ideas until mr goh told me abt them...looks like i am acting smart, a smart alec but a freaking dumb cock all along....

even thou days after a level can be relaxing...i think i will be worrying abt my grades especially gp...my frens like wangling...she is some ang moh ah lian so she do nt have to worry abt gp cos ang moh pple can just write naturally...i don have writing skills i don have content even thou i tried reading up alot but they don seem applicable...i am doomed...i think i should start burining incense from today onwards...i think i am gg to burn some now

can birthday wishes work? how i wish they would. if they would i will throw a big party to commemorate the birthday wish instead of my birthday.

2009-09-17T01:33:00.000-07:00

haiz...exams sucks...worse of all...didnt study or revise the day before exams...just like for physics math and econs...didnt study for them at all...apart from the econs paper...i feel fairly comfortable with the rest...even when i don study...tts why it feels damn zzz leh...like its so strange you don study for it yet you feel comfortable doing tt paper...

2009-09-12T09:51:00.000-07:00

another defeat...arsenal is seriously damn unlucky this season despite playing so well..imagine all these opportunities are counted: 1)ref gives arsenal 1 penalty kick for barry's hand ball but he did not 2) ref should sent adebayor off for stomping on van persie's face but he did not 3) van persie's 2nd tiang of the season in crticial moments 4) micah richards being booked for pushing diaby and yet ref claimed diaby fouled richards 5) craig bellamy stop being such a fighter in soccer and stop those violent and malevolent tussles against the gunners...all these sum up to very good opportunities for arsenal...like 1 extra goal? 11 gunners vs 10 city'ers? lower morale for man city?

haiz...then yangzhi wanna watch the manutd vs tottenham match...so i gave him the link and just watched it since i had nth to do...then crouch almost scored...then i told yangzhi :"wow...you almost scored"

haha cos peter crouch is a nickname josiah gave yangzhi when we started our privtae inter house soccer competition. cos yangzhi is our striker, our top goal scorer and most importantly he is tall and skinny like a peter crouch...haha

apart from yangzhi...our members had our nicknames assigned to them by josiah and others...like zhengxuan is called the robert pires cos tts his idol and he plays as our winger...shihong is called the makelele cos he is a defensive midfielder with good sldie tackling ability like makelele...amal is messi...syarif fuddin is zidane...billy wong is lampard...sean is beckham...jesper is owen...calvin is kaka...hafi 9our one and only keeper...erm wait...we still have shihong) who is kranji soccer team no.1 the iker casillas...josiah the van nistelrooy who then became rooney cos he bough the wrong shoes (he initially wanna buy a van nistelrooy's nike tiempo but got misled by sean to buy a rooney's total 90)

as for me...hmmm...sec 2 to 3...we were playing at the street soccer court at my house...malays opponents tried to get past me but none manage to do so...cos of my tacklings...then the malay audience and indian smokers at the side were like praising and calling me the 'william gallas' haha...then at that time...i kind of liked gallas and who knows...2 weeks later...he joined arsenal upone being traded for cashley cole...haha...hmmm...then before gallas...i was known as van persie (even thou i sucked =S) cos of hafi la...haha...then now...i keep playing flank and also...my msn nickname has it...its...the greatest defender of all times...SERGIO RAMOS...

haha...haiz...actually...i still rmb i was damn plump and physically unfit to do anything at sec 1...didnt noe i had a kind of forte in sprinting until one day zhengxuan come bugging me...force me to play catching...then he is the catch i am the runner? LOL he cant reach me...then i was like :"woah...i can actually run" hehe...tada...tts how the 4th runner of ajc's inter clas and inter house 4X100m race is created....

2009-09-09T06:05:00.000-07:00

1913 The Debarted

SIMPSONS IS DAMN FUNNY...this episode is played months ago on channel 5...watched it agn...

2009-08-29T11:27:00.000-07:00

haiz...to tell the truth...it feels really devastating...cant imagine hw cocky bastardo manure fans gonna boast in sch...thru the lucky goals manu scored....like how _|_ weiwen gg ard sms-ing his frens abt hw manure won...josiah also another dumbfuck...like to rub salt on pple's wound..when manure lost to chelsea during community shield..pple say abit he cry...

haiz...its so devastating tt...emotions overwhelmed me...i uncontrollably shed tears of melancholy...even though i tried holding them back...

when rvp scored and its ruled offside...i was so excited tt i screamed and woke my mum up...but its still nt counted...

but arsenal played brilliantly...they played much much much better than manure...but manure has more luck than arsenal...

its lucky to be brilliant...but its brilliant to be lucky like manure

2009-08-29T11:15:00.000-07:00

arsenal just ended a 2-1 loss to manure...its really agonising...to see ur team...fall from the lead...with many unlucky shots...arshavin's shot,rvp's tiang...worse of all...manure's goals are gave away by arsenal...penalty kick and an own goal...but the man utd players are worth respecting...they didnt celebrate cockily afetr the match...they friendly shook hands and consoled the gunners...how i wish the childish manure fans can learn from their idols...

2009-08-29T07:39:00.000-07:00

anyway....today is saturday...a continuation to the previous post...hehe....zzz...I AM PLAYING GAMEBOY THE WHOLE DAY DAMN IT...i am still playing shaman king...then my mum wants me to study...i will like...:"erm ytd go gym biceps damn pain...cannot hold onto a pen (even though its true but nt tt exaggeratedly true)"

then apart of playing gameboy i was watching this michael jackson concert on channel 5...haiz...even my sua ku mother feel tt its a pity tt such a dance talent die...then there is this crazy female fan...she was grabbing mj so wildly tt the security guard dragged her away...THEN THE WAY SHE STRUGGLED WHEN SHE WAS DRAGGED AWAY WAS EVEN FUNNIER...DAMN IT!!!

haiz...but its rly pitiful tt mj is gone...haha...love his songs like billie jean...smooth criminal...beat it...and quite alot...cos my cousin listens to them everyday and everytime my family visit my grandma over the weekends when i was dman young...haha

2009-08-29T07:26:00.000-07:00

the moment i woke up today...i saw the following thing 'you received a message from syarif fuddin" i opened it...and this is what it said...

"this is it. we are going to face united. It's about time we show the world, or at least the bloody man u fans that we are of championship material. Lets all wtach the game tonight, and give our lads the fullest support. In Wenger we trust, Arsenal all they way"

yea...in just 2h30min time...arsenal will face man utd...i really hope arsenal can win or even trash them...so that i can just shut those cocky man utd fans up...

then on friday...ms valerie chan is leaving our class...she took over ms raudah as our pd tutor for the period of time ms raudah applied for leave...now ms raudah is back...ms chan will be gone...we will miss her alot...she is seriously a very fun teacher to hang out with...also she is very sporty...helped us out with our national day music video tt mocks m**g y*...haha...

before she left...she gave everyone of us cereals...those coco crunch honeystars and stuffs...weiming and audrey arent in sch...so andrew and xunhao kept for them...but dono what the shit happen...during gp...we are so hungry we opened all 5 of our packets and gobbled them all...then andrew opened weiming's and xunhao opened audrey's...then andrew was like..."eh...weiming told me to help him keep anything for him...but today teachers nv give us anything right?" then we are busy digging weiming's cereal and said...:"NOO NOO DEFINITELY NOTHING GIVEN TO HIM" (trying to play along with sarcastic andrew...)then mrs peh was damn pissed...cos 3 guys eating at the back of classroom...even her role model gp rep xunhao is eating...n1 right? hehe

then friday...after econs make up...i called jermyn for gym, he don wan, nvm i got other backups...then 2 of backups xuewei xuewen pangseh me for gym...nvm...i got last backup...then XUE IAN PS ME ALSO &*^&%^$%^$%#^....then xue ian is damn loser la...he ps me cos he wanna go gym with his other frens on saturday...in the end his frens ps him for gym on saturday....

i was so sian diao...so i just went back to my usual gym companion who i didnt tot of in the beginning to call along for gym...HERZAD!!! hahaha....then halfway we went to play soccer...then he imran jikky em and 1 j1...play against some other j1s who are of greater number....then imran do alot of skills...then do do do open goal missed...he look at me with tt "opps..." face...then next he was like damn hyper.."LEPAK!!!!!"....then another time he missed...he apologised to me...then i looked at him wif some solemn face...then next moment i was like...:"LEPAK LA!"....LOL....

then before i went gym...we saw syafiq studying...then he said he got chased out of his home room cos the sch needs it for some functions...then he said the nexus is full of pple...cant study...then we went inside to have a look then we were like :"EH SYAFIQ...YOU LOW BLOOD SUGAR UNTIL YOU TOT THE NEXUS DAMN FULL IS IT" then we keep laughing at how fasting cause syafiq to have hallucinations...

also we use the theory of low blood sugar to support the reason why imran is so crazy 'lepak-ing' and singing some 'ni de mei mei qu na li (where did your sister go)" chinese song in those malay-indian accent...even though it shld be high sugar tt cause it...LOL...

haha friday is a damn funny day...thru herzad i knew even more malay frens XD most imptly...FUNNY malay frens...lololol

2009-08-28T08:41:00.000-07:00

the more i tot of my previous post...i dono whether should i feel retarded for treating my frens genuinely or feel glad tt i have a few frens who will nt backstab me like how some bastards did it...

worse of all...he backstabbed me...and i shld be the one being angry with him..i wasnt...instead he dao-ed me...crazy fker...he is just some jealous crap...jealous tt i score better than him...jealous tt i can be ogl but he cant...claimed i am a mugger to everyone? i asked him out for soccer and gym and fun..what did he reply? GO HOME STUDY...look who is the dumb fk mugger here...screw you...seriously...

then the other guy..he is another bastard...i didnt even offend him and he told his fren's fren which is my pjc bestie crap abt me...whats the problem with him...

this year...2009...is the suckiest year of all..screw this man...fml

2009-08-28T06:03:00.000-07:00

haiz...life seriously sucks...dono how the heck i do...those retarded idiots in school are simply jealous of my relatively better results and started to go around saying me a mugger...stupid cock...then seriously alot of backstabbings here and there...screw them...screw them...

2009-08-23T00:36:00.000-07:00

damn pissed...as usual...before exams...i always wanted to study...but seriously no mood to study...really very fked up leh...damn vexing...want to study but cant study kind...damn dman damn pek cek la...tried doing homework...then realise so pissed off also...stupid cjc...set their paper 1 so easy then paper 2 so freaking difficult...got so pissed doing their paper 2 that i literally threw the book into dono where isit now...no mood to look for it now as well...think i threw it out of window or something...

screw tt book...screw prelims..esp ajc...screw them...i nv see any sch so kiam siap like ajc before...the sch teachers are evry nice...but the way the sch administer is like can they go eat shit? wts...family day...took away half of every classes' profits...if you incur loss...you incur yourself...DMAN IT RIGHT...IF YOU HAVE BENEFITS THEY REAP IT..IF YOU INCUR LOSS THEY JUST LET YOU DIE DOWN THERE...tts nt it...they FORCE all j2s to 'show their appreication' make us donate 3 bucks to sch...SCREW AJC LA...wts...how did they spend money? sponsor volleyball teams' shoes la...tour for choir la...wts...then what...what do we use for exams? OUR OWN FOOLSCAP...SCREW THEM LA...SO FREAKING KIAM SIAP SCHOOL...then recently they retardedly took another 7 bucks from every classes' class funds...seriously...ajc can go eat shit or not...then what...home coming dinner...'welcome' us to dinner? my ass la...wan money then say la...then what do they do with it? sponsor trips for volleyball and choir again la...then we? we don benefit from the money donated at all leh...every fridays...AIR CON BREAK DOWN IN AUDI...THEY CANT DO ANYTHING..SCERW THEM LA...STILL FORCE US TO UNDERGO ELCTURE IN TT CONDITION W/O TAKING ANY ACTIONS? seriously...screw the sch...this sucks man...then what else...tables and chairs outside library are all BROKEN...then they use those unwanted cheapskate computer tables as tables for us to study? wts? damn cheapskate la...

i still rmb how mr lim encouraged me to go ajc..cos he said the environment there is gd...i agree...the teachers there are very nice...BUT THE SCH SUCKS...THE WAY THE SCH FUNCTIONS...SCERW IT LA

2009-08-20T06:02:00.000-07:00

haha!! these few days...i have nth to do...so i keep disturbing jermyn minghan and weiming with quotes from the above video...LOL...minghan got damn irritated but he still laugh...crazy shit...lol...he and clinton also described hw horrendously big mount Everest is...LOL...haha...tmr...gymming...after econs...hehe...zzzz...damn sian diao...I TOTAllY NEVER TOUCH SCH WORK FOR 2 STRAIGHT WEEKS...LITERALLY NV TOUCH ANY OF IT...DAMN IT...then weiming told me what are the equations for physics stuffs i don remember anything...

2009-08-11T05:45:00.000-07:00

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS said:
eh friday ah
where got ghost

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
i dunno

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
u can?
i think after physics mock test paper 3

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
i wan the 6 dollar one

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
orh...

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
still got 6 dollar?

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
same here
think its available only on monday?
monday and tuesday...

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
no way
r u serious

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
nt meh?
i tot tts hw it works

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
go chk it out

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
but i noe tt there is price discrimination and they charge students at a lower price
cos our pocket money is little

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
..

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
so movie tickets makes up a large proportion of our income

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
errr

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
so they have to lower price to increase TR

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
.....
U MISSED OUT
PRICE ELASTIC DEMAND

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
-.-
i explained it ma
=S
so no need say
LOL

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
zz lol?
key words liddat need la lol

this is how i asked minghan to go out for movie...LOL...ms kat shld be proud of me

2009-08-11T05:24:00.000-07:00

lol..after pe...1408 and 1308 combined to play against my 2308 team...damn it la...we lost 6-4...but let me tell you...we may have lost..but i believed...firstly becos they are so noob they have to merge class to beocme powerful enuf to challenge us where we only use 2308 players...secondly their goals are all cb loo's retarded fault...he conceded them? no he did a fine job as a keeper just tt he keep thinking opponents are andrew and bo wen then let them have the ball..then the opponents just tap in the 6 goals -.-...then our goals? EXCELLENT GOALS....hehehehehe...i crafted my team in such a way tt its our optimum state (apart from the defence) to play...bowen is left legged so i plant him on the left wing to pump ball inside...andrew run fast so i place him on the wing...jermyn is damn co-operative so i place him in centre...then the rest all defend...LOLOLOLOLOLOL...but then they just stone down there at times...so i anyhow play le la &*%&^$%^$%#$%...then cb loo our keeper...he is darn good at keeper...short distance goals he will use body to block...but he dono hw to save or catch long balls...hope tt he can improve...next week we gonna trash 1308 1408 combined...

oh ya..i took the only corner we had for the game...damn it la..the ball is `1CM ABOVE JERMYN'S HEAD!! JERMYN WHY MUST YOU BE 177CM NT 178CM!!! DAMN IT YOU CAN SCORE TT HEADER....

kk...enuf of soccer...now lets move on...during math lecture...i am like...erm...listening to mp3 don wanna listen to tt lecturer cos she very irritating...then scribbling deformed and mutated teletubbies onto xunhao's math book XD he is such a nice guy...didnt scold me...but only use pen to draw on my hand...

then after tt...they said civics is cancelled we went for lunch then jermny andrew shaoning and i went reading room to "study" in the end we end up gossiping abt pple's relationships...what happen in our various secondary and pri sch lives... -.- then shaoning left then only left with jheng and andrew and i....so shaoning nt there our convo become more NC16 content...like how my pri 4 teacher gave us a lesson on the meaning of 'kao pei' 'chee bye' and 'kan nin nah' damn funny la..she used 30minutes to explain to us what the vulgarities are...don believe me? GO ASK HANI! SHE WAS SAME CLASS AS ME!! SHE SHOULD NOE!!! what started this lesson on vulgarities? cos i scolded my pri sch fren :"eh...you go and die" then he threaten to complain to teacher...then i was begging him nt to do so..then he still did it..he went up to teacher and said :"madam *** kendrick called me to go to hell" i was like :"no lo...i just call him go and die..nt go to hell"...then off goes the lesson on vulgarities...

kk...then i went back kranji with kranji topscorer tan yan chong frederick augustus...collect cert for cip hrs to get it endorsed by affandi by tmr...then i saw mr lim yuen tuck on the way back home...then we talk talk talk talk...then i saw cailing at lot 1...then took 190 home...

reach home...bathe...pro evo soccer...eat...sleep...wake up...study 15min on electrochem and gave up...now blogging XD

oh ya...will be meeting my usual ji siao gang go watch movie...minghan clinton wei wen then jermyn may be coming...go watch 'where got ghost' THE PREVIOUS 2 TIMES OUR JI SUIAO GANG WENT TO WATCH COMEDIES...WE LAUGH AS IF WE OWN THE CINEMA LA...then pple ard us they are disgusted? no! they laughed at how obscenely we laughed...LOLOLOL

2009-08-10T08:08:00.000-07:00

condom advertisements are seriously the funniest shittest advertisements ever...smart condom makers...

guys remember to keep condoms in car

2009-08-08T07:27:00.000-07:00

SCREW AJC PE DEPT LA...maintenance of gym for so long...then i have to go all the way back to choa chu kang for gymming and i don like it...then i haven gym for 2 weeks until ytd...then my muscles all weakened and untoned le la...stupid school..screw it la...maintenance of gym...yet i see no diff except for some indian lady sweeping floor inside...

2009-08-06T09:10:00.001-07:00

some very happy stuff happened to my fren...dono whether he is scamming me or nt but i am really happy for him...wish him all the best...

kk...tmr national day celebration...look out for what minghan and i are wearing

i had a feeling tt i may just die anytime...it seem something wrong is with my body...especially my respiratory system...its really very freaky and uncommon and weird...nt sure if there is a need to see doc...its damn scary....

2009-08-04T06:34:00.000-07:00

feeling abit screwed up today...all yanchong's fault...make me go all the way back to kranji to collect cert in the end the cert is not ready...then i am like so tired la...then no mood do homework...econs case studies i don understand a single shit the question is asking...same goes for chem and physics de lecture questions...let alone studying for math test tmr...everything due tmr and i am like 'lol'? bloody cock...

2009-08-01T08:01:00.000-07:00

haiz...life isnt tt good...back to the same old days...worrying over stupid studies...cos i tot i am a good boy if i finished the tutorials fast...but its like...i did the tutorial and stopped touching homeworkl and lecture notes for 1 whole month until the tutorial..then i forgot everything...damn pissing...then friday math tutorial andrew tot i still noe everything...then he keep asking me questions but i cant answer any...started becoming panicky unstablised...then so overwhelmed by it tt i dono why i walked AROUND the school for dono what reason...from blk 1 to gym...to canteen..back to blk 1..then to audi...then to gym..then back to blk 1 then to canteen...i also do not noe what the shit i was doing tt time... the only thing i rmb was tt this girl cleaning and sweeping the gym floor -.- i think she tio cwo ah...haha...then xue ian was like :'eh then she chio?" i replied:"if she is chio i am alr inside there doing workout instead of hanging out with you le"

2009-07-29T03:53:00.000-07:00

damn...i dono whats wrong with my mouth...bowen and the rest are right...i seriously need a processor installed in me...if nt i will continue offending ppl with what i say...feeling damn guilty now...kind of pissed this always cheerful de fren today...haiz...just wanna tell her tt i don mean it...just tt i suck la...zzz...

2009-07-27T07:08:00.001-07:00

hw will you feel if...u tried to help a grp of ppl to achieve something...yet they think negatively abt u...terrible...

2009-07-27T07:08:00.000-07:00

hw will you feel if...u tried to help a grp of ppl to achieve something...yet they think negatively abt u...terrile...

2009-07-26T00:06:00.000-07:00

lol..my mum bought this ikan bilis...dono what is it...its like 'jiang yu zai' in chinese...so nt exactly ikan bilis...something like ikan bilis...then she was 'peeling' it into half so as to remove the dirt inside...then she saw this dried starfish of a 50cents coin size inside the packet of ikan bilis...then she keep laughing...then she said:"what if i find a mermaid later?" then i joked and said:"pass it to me and i will rape her"

2009-07-20T08:53:00.000-07:00

gosh...i donno what sch is for...to me...cos i have been sleeping in sch for 75% of the time since last year...even during lectures...then i still manage to catch up thanks to frens...haha...esp my classmate cb loo...helped me alot since last yr...pang xuewei also...haha...haiz...then minutes ago..i MIRACULOUSLY FINISH STUDYING QUANTUM PHYSICS AFTER SLEEPING THROUGHOUT WHOLE THING...hehehehe...oh ya...must thank alot of pple agn -.-

navin for teaching me quantum 1 and 2...myself for studying myself lasers...zhan peng for teaching me semi conductors online hrs ago...

2009-07-20T02:44:00.000-07:00

in the previous blog...i mentioned abt herzad and i discussing abt muse on our way home...the most appealing point abt tehm to me apart of their damn catchy tune...is tt...THEY NV USE PROFANITIES OR VULGARITIES IN THEIR SONGS! this is a work by geinus man...matthew bellamy....

2009-07-18T01:04:00.000-07:00

ok..this is the 200th post of my blog...

today i am gg to talk abt ytd...after sch...damn damn damn sian...2308 pple go home..jermyn andrew go swimming...bowen go home game..then i dono what to do...so asked wangling what she doing...then wanna ka chiao her to make time more productive...but she reply my msgh so slow...so i changed then go gym lo...then the stupd girl chase me out of gym after 30min of workout...so i wear long pants then go library find herzad...so tt we more pple got more power to get gym key ltr...then saw 2308 chinese retaking pple there...go there ka chiao them...but didnt see wangling...so perhaps she is at basement..but saw ehr after i left the library with herzad...

then after tt..herzad and i went gym...then after tt...just work out for 30minutes...KENA CHASED OUT AGAIN...zzz...so we went to play soccer with the teachers...piang eh...herzad scratched me!!i t =(i told him:"you sracthed me sia" then he was like :"eh kendrick...look at my finger nails..is tt ur skin?" then i was like:"-.-"haha...then apart from being scratched...this crazy teacher or ex student or trainee teacher i dono..wearing white puma studs...STEP ON MY LEG...damn it..during the climax...i got past him la...dribbled past him via double flicks...then toes ekna...then after tt...terrence toh cross and the ball wghacked my face -.- damn unlucky day...

then herzad and i went toilet..he wanna bathe...so i bathed with him...EEE...SOUNDS WRONG.....i agreed to bathe also...in different cubicle of cos...then i don have towel...so i found substitutes...toilet rolls =D then we went home via mrt after tt...on mrt...we keep talking abt muse muse muse muse muse and muse...the new album...then playing of guitars...then this lady suddenly turned to us and asked:"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?" then we were like...stunned??? dumbfounded? then i dono what she was saying...so herzad replied:"ohh...we are talking abt muse...the best band in the world" so strange....this lady...

then i took 966 home from woodlands mrt stn...then this aldy sat next to me...SHE LOOKS LIKE YANYING...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....then reached home...chiong abit of my electrochem since my weekends gonna be used for the scholarship fair and no time to do tutorials...then do for ard 1hr then started msning until 12am then slept...tired after soccer...

(next day aka today)

then this morning...syarif approached me...ask for help...so i help him lo...haha...then came back after helping him...studied quantum for like 10minutes and gave up and used comp until now...

tonight arsenal will play against barnet...pre season match...veteran thomas rosicky will be back from his long term injury...he is already out for almost a year...and the gunner's enw signning thomas vermaelen will play tonight...lets hope nt in their NEW UGLY JERSY COS IT SERIOUSLY SUCKS...

2009-07-16T06:32:00.000-07:00

oh ya...met my online fren...hazel ang (some tomboyish girl from a.s.s.) on mrt coincidentally...cos xuewen xuewei taking mrt home with me...then they wanna go to another cabin one..ut then i pointed to this particular one...cos got a.s.s. girls inside...then i told them:"go this one la..more girls"=S

then i got inside...lol...a.s.s. one...zzz...i tot is st nicks one...then abit sian diao...then i saw this girl looks damn familiar then i realise its tt stupid hazel...then i purposely call her on hp then ka chiao then hang up then tadang end of story...zzz...cos today apart form the funtashtic new gp lectuer i had..nth diff...

oh ya...zzz...today my frens went to play soccer and went pe..but couldnt join them =( cos i forgot to bring my pe attire...why leh? cos in the morning...i am damn drowsy...i donno what am i doing when i threw my clean pe attire into the washing machine -.- then i was on bus...still drowsy..then i was like:"whats so diff abt my bag today...like damn light" then i STUNNED...opps pe attire...zzzz....

then the new pe teacher he abit guai lan me jokingly call me do make up..but then he made me satyed back tehn i negotiated...then joked joked abit then he let me off le...haha nice teacher...but darren yao is still the ebst pe teacher in ajc...too bad he left...he damn joking and damn crap one la...damn friendly...ajc shld get more of such teachers....

then xuewei xuewen in gym..i wear uniform go do work out...THEN I BLATANTLY DID IT IN UNIFORM IN FRONT OF TEACHER...i only realise the teacher stared at me abt 30 seconds later la..how retarded can i be?

2009-07-16T06:16:00.000-07:00

omg...my bad luck is still haunting...i fell from gp band 1 to gp band 2b...nvm...its THE TEACHER...omg

she is so zai la i tell you...her engrish is sibei powderful la...looking at her teach makes me such confidence i never had to become a GP teacher even though i got S la..

let me tell you...weiming didnt bring his paper...she walked towards weiming and asked:"why you did nt bring ur paper?" then weiming replied that he forgot...geuss what did she say next? she said:"study is your own..." I WAS LIKE WTS????WHATS TT???? erm...study is his??? erm...ok....

omg..her engrish rly cmi la...wonder hw she become gp teacher...i think if you let her do the papers she cant even do them la...she will fail definitely...she cant even form a proper sentence let along do all these papers la wts...

WORST OF ALL SHE IS THE PERMANENT LECTURE TEACHER...

what the shit la damn pissed being in her class...i am prepared along with some of my classmates (those good boy ones somemore) to pon her lecture and go to other band 2a or band 3 or band 1 de lecture also don ever wanna listen to her talk anymore...

come on la...my english isnt tt good...but its definitely better than hers...crap la...wonder why ajc call her to teach us...damn it la the band 2b ppl's fate will be ruined under such a teacher la...why cant they just anyhow assign just randomly 1 teacher...cos tt randomly chosen teacher can definitely speak PROPER english...

gosh la...listening to her talk really tempt me to count the number of times she spoke in broken english per unit time...

2009-07-15T08:28:00.000-07:00

THIS IS DAMN FUNNY!!! saw this on a link from jerry's blog...he stupid cock leh go find these kind of rubbish...then bowen keep telling me all the crap he always do in nan hua...

2009-07-15T06:55:00.001-07:00

i just realised something DAMN FUNNY...MANCHESTER CITY SIGNNED 10 STRIKERS!! what teh shit right...wonder hw they play them la..crazy la..so many

then today after sch...called navin teach me quantum 2..then went for soccer...tehn go home slp..wake up come online...haha

then after navin finished teaching..i went canteen to search for food...the wanton mee auntie damn nice to me...haah still rmb last yr she almsot wanted to give me a free pair of new de new balance shoes (which her son in NS doesnt need) cos my shoes got totally TORN while bballing last yr...haha she gave me a free bowl of wanton mee...WITH WAHTEVER MEAT CHICKEN SLICES WANTON SHE HAD...ALL POURED INTO 1 BOWL..DAMN BIG BOWL LA...she damn reluctant to charge me la..but just put there let her collect lo...2 bucks...then after persistence she finally gave in and she accepted 2 bucks...haha...

haiz...my greatest nightmare...gp got S...failed...its like if you fail gp then even if you get A for the rest also can go eat shit liao la...

kk..summary for my mid yrs...

gp S econs S math C phy B chem A...hmm...math used to be D then they round up then become C...abit dissappointing also...btw haven showed my mum results except for phy and chem =S cos they sucked like shit...she gonna scold me for playing so much pro evo soccer and xbox thus getting such results la...even if i tell her i abit better than others she also wont care..zzz...

haha..r.ecently realsie there is this girl in ajc...DARN CUTE...zzz...ok this phrase is damn common...cos i always say this to jermyn or any frens whenever i see a girl...LOL...i didnt realise she even exist in sch =S

2009-07-10T10:48:00.002-07:00

haah..the world is so small la...wangling's french classmate, aaron, is my long lsot pri sch fren...AND THE WORST PART IS HE ATTENDED THE AJC PROM NIGHT 08 AND I TOOK PHOTOS FOR HIS BAND W/O KNOWING ITS HIM UNTIL TODAY....zzzz....bloody crap la...

haha...the best thing is...he is an ARSENAL FAN...hehehe...another person who truly appreciates soccer...then we talked abt pri sch days...abt the girls back then (LOL!) ...

he is freaking skinny last time la...now buffer le...then wangling claimed tt he is fit..for me..its called 'fat'...thanks ah...haha...

2009-07-10T10:48:00.001-07:00

2009-07-09T06:21:00.000-07:00

currently i got back physics paper...got abt...65%...i am nt rly pleased with my results...but it sounds like a bastard if i tell pple i am nt satisfied...but haha...1 thing to be happy abt is tt mr chan chee ming actually praised me!! 1st time in 2yrs...he always scold me for SPA for tutorials for everything..then suddenly he commented:"kendrick you scored very well this time round" i shocked like shit ah....zzz...even though i am nt rly happy with my results...but it is rly rly rly exceeded my expectations like 'hell'...i tot i may even fail la...also dono how i manage to get this results...you go read my answers...is like last minute anyhow hentum kind of answers...haiz...so its kind of 'luck'

haha...lets hope tt i can score well for the rest...esp for GP...it feel damn shitty if you fail GP...

haha...oh ya...i keep disturbing my classmates byu singing michael jackson's smooth criminal throughout the day..they are damn pissed tt all wanted to whack me..i even on the music in loudspeaker and yelled the lyrics at them...lol...imagine hw pissed jermyn cb-loo and andrew bo wen can get...

2009-07-08T02:34:00.000-07:00

haha....do yuo know who is the very first soccer player i <3??? sergio ramos? nah...before him it was ROBIN VAN PERSIE!!! haha....damn loyal to arsenal..he just penned another long term contract with arsenal...he even immediately rejected a meeting with man utd few weeks ago...even though arsenal isnt tt successful...he still stays here with us...lets hope tt this dutch striker can bring more goals and success to arsenal next season...

oh ya...saw rosicky at arsenal camp...finally he is fit for training -.- he is out for one and a half whole season la...crazy shit...

2009-07-04T10:05:00.000-07:00

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2009-07-04T08:49:00.001-07:00

lololol....thanks jesper syarif amal nigel suren terrence for coming down today...haha...also thank zhengxuan and yangzhi who wanna come but cannot come...LOLOLOL....played soccer...damn fun...SYARIF HARDLY GET PAST ME..HAHAHAHAHAHA....what an achievement...imagine...JJC vice cap...marked by ajc noob...=S...jkjk...syarif relax...

haha..after soccer we went kfc sit down..suren told us damn lots of stories in kranji and we shared to the rest abt ajc...lol...

then they continued staying talking..then i left first...go grandma hse...

then reach home then i realise i didnt bathe for 2 days =S

cos ytd go gym directly after exams...then xue ian la...grilled me so hard at gym...force me to do many vigorous bisceps trainnings...PIANG EH...NTH CAN BE TOUGHER THAN WHAT HE DOES...no wonder he is so towering...

ok...then after gym ytd...damn dman damn tired...limbs damn feeble...damn tired..i immediately knocked out till this morning...woke up wanna go bathe one...but then tot of playing soccer...so i don wanna bathe...since i gonna sweat...

so...TADA...I DDINT BATHE FOR 2 DAYS....=S....then syarif was like :"F*** C*B**"...lol..his rxn damn big sia...a malay like him also scold such colourful english idioms and hokkien nouns...lol....haha....so i explained to him..but he still very big rxn =S

kk....eh...tmr..syarif suren tehy all planning to go ECP cycle...dono whether i shld go or nt...or shld i go gym..but then to think abt it...i gymmed ytd...bisceps still aching..wont be tt pdtive unless i wait for the 'burning' sensations to subside right?....

haha...

2009-06-28T13:24:00.000-07:00

its 4.30am now...nice 1...brazil won 3-2 from 2-0 defeat...but they are still nt as gd as before...zzz...

2009-06-28T13:00:00.000-07:00

its 4am...usa 2-1 brazil...

DAMN...TIM HOWARD IS GOOD!!!

2009-06-28T11:59:00.000-07:00

lets see...its 3.00am now...exactly 5hrs before my gp paper and 3hrs before i shld leave home for sch...gosh...CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH INSOMNIA?? damn.....

damn it la...cant sleep at all la...even though i started the bio clock shit...zzz...then come online NOBODY ONLINE...except for yixiang...zzzz....

lol...luckily i am asleep at the incorrect but correct timing...incorrect cos i have exams ltr...correct cos there is FIFA CONFEDERATION CUP FINALS NOW...BRAZIL VS USA....=P....then now...brazil is losing USA by 2-0...lol..brazil lost their 'arsenal' style of football aka joga bonito =S since departure of alot of players from their team...ronaldinho cafu carlos ronaldo...all these pple play until damn generous like tt...i like them..but now de brazil squad very cui leh...like all very solo...now kaka also like abit solo...in the current game..he seem to pass for the sake of passing...don seem to have the drive to passs beautifully like what he always do...

haha...i feel tt...currently...england netherlands and spain...one of them are gg to win the world cup...their squad seemed perfectly chosen...they played very well...great teamwork esp NETHERLANDS!! gosh you shld see the 2-1-2 they always play...its horrendously obscenely nice....

2009-06-26T22:16:00.000-07:00

ok...exam is just 2 days away...and lets see...i havent been studying for the past 1 week...at most leisure reading...when i say leisure reading i mean reading the book for 5min..then go to the frige...come back read another 5min...then go toilet..then read again 5 min then after tt use comp then totally forget abt studying =P...nvm la..i alr completed revisions on the 2nd week...haha....then these few days just anyhow draw...draw alot of nonsensical stuffs...anime...crap...cartoon...then perhaps going to read abit of my factsheet to prepare me for the general paper exam on monday...

damn...cutting my hair tmr...alot of pple are damn 'zzz' cos my hair usually 'stand' everyday last year..but this year its like completely flat...haha...tmr it will come standing up again! eh...almost half a year since it last stand...haha...last time is like...eh...8cm of hair spiked vertically upwards? =S...my mother forces me to cut tmr..cos the fringe too long...long until touch my nose le...my fringe kena caught by ajc teachers for 3months without being cut ...hahahaha....great success (borat tone...)....she said i look very dead with my hair tt flat and dense...cannot concentrate with long hair...yadayadayada....

ok..but the bad thing of cutting my hair is...damn...i am going to fail my exam...cos mr chan chee ming said :'when you study right...the intelligence are stored in ur hair...tts why ur hair gets longer...by cutting ur hair away before exam...you will lose ur intelligence..." oh well...zzzz....FAIL AH....

haha...oh ya!! feel so retarded...draw digimon these few days zzzzzzz...nt tt i am childish...cos their armours are damn sophisticated...then it feels damn shiok if you draw them out!!! lolo...still sound retarded though....

2009-06-25T18:16:00.000-07:00

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2009-06-22T01:22:00.001-07:00

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2009-06-19T06:39:00.000-07:00

LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet; however, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying.

so funny la this thing...my fren found it somewhere...haha...both of us are libras...this applies to both of us...why? cos...tt time during orientation 2009 (we are ogls)...she call me get her bag i don wan..then she 'cry' in front of me...

then talking to her...she always lie to me...always con me...always bluff me..i listen le also wanna cry...see...libras...haiz...

APART FROM LIBRAS!! LETS WELCOME THOMAS VERMAELEN TO ARSENAL!!

HAHA...$10million dollar man...from ajax to arsenal...ajax is damn suay i shld say...they always lose their star players in less than 3 seasons...first v.d.vaart to hamburg...then pienear to some other place...then sneijder to madrid...then huntelar to madrid...johnny heitinga to athletico...now..thomas vermaelen to ARSENAL!!...let me guess...next person to leave ajax...their star keeper Marteen Stekelenburg...he is damn zai...he will leave...once some crazy club with president like perez spend on him...

ok...lets get back to the topic...thomas vermaelen...hmm..what jersey number...i guess 23? what? arshavin is wearing it? nah...he will wear 10...what? gallas is wearing it? nah...crowding out effect la (econs) once vermaelen steps in...gallas = redundant...then he will go AC milan or whatever shit...

hmm..why am i crticising gallas...he is my top 5 fav...lol..oh well..who ask him harm arsenal..hahaha

2009-06-16T08:29:00.000-07:00

haha...feel much better upon hearing abt the enws from xuewei...it is rly a bad one...it wouldnt be so hurting i never knew it would be my fren...haha..nvm..thanks to the spa jaccuzi gym and swimming today...for 5 to 6 hours!! i feel much better!! hahaha...

firstly...i am damn gan chiong...muse's album 'the resistance' seems damn long...only out in september...

secondly..i am damn pissed by this...by thomas vermaelen...this stupid idiot...went on a holidays which stalled his transfer to arsenal fc..&^%&^%&^...why cant he just sit down with arsene and settle the transfer quickly!! hurry come to arsenal!!! cant wait to see this ajax amsterdam captain at work at emirates man!!! lets hope arsenal can win the premier league just like hw they do it with 38 games totally unbeaten during vieira's era...or even better...their first uefa champions league trophy...

*btw..man utd liverpool chelsea all suck...useless noobs!! all buy talents...eh...wait..madrid's worse...in this case...

2009-06-14T01:51:00.000-07:00

hahahahahahahahahahaha!! i am a true hardcore stephen chow fan!!! i watched finish EVERY MOVIES HE STARRED IN...and i mean EVERYTHING...then cb loo watched the stephen chow with me online until 5am this morning...lol....holidays is for pple to study for mye...dono why the hell am i watching stephen chow...zzzz...feel alittle scared le...will start studying tmr =P cos tonight i wanna watch zhang jia hui movies =S....LOLOLOLOL
zhang jia hui and stephen chow's movies are best...all talk rubbish and funny one...

2009-06-11T03:52:00.000-07:00

haha...today damn funny...wanna meet wangling to make her study...in the end we ended up laughing joking talking for hours...then talk talk talk...i then realised she got alot of weird habits like me la!! like kena frightened must pull the ears...eat nutella for breakfast...having same time for computer and handphone...she was like:"i bet ur hp doesnt has the same time as mine" then i was like:"ehh...eh the same leh"...then after that she went to consult her teacher for chem...i just sit next to her and listen...so lmao...haha...then another funny thing is there is this part where the teacher stopped teaching wangling and started gossiping with wangling abt some zzzzz stuffs...damn funny la this teacher...ok...after her chem consultation...we went amk hub...she wanna treat me sweet talk..but don wan la...pay on my own...so paiseh la...let her treat...and she wanna treat for like dono why also...LOL....then walked ard amk hub...we saw ZHU HOU REN!!!!! then i just stopped in the middle of crowd just to keep staring at him...zhu rou ren is the guy who acted as zoe tay's father in "shuang tian zhi zhun"...then wangling missed it then she was like:"where where where who who who"...haha...then i saw this bag!! dman nice!! converse de!! 39.90!! quite cheap le...compared to other bags i saw...haha...but nvm la..wait until my nike rly spoil then buy loh...

haha...eh...dono leh...wangling like kind of screw up her studies abit...lets hope tt she can master all the subjects before mye...good luck to you all too...

piang eh...reach home...hungry and thirsty...never eat anything since my nutella bread at 6.30am...then reach home..my mum cooked chicken cullet and cai xin...i gobble everything down ah...LOL...then after tt...go online talk awhile..then go bathe...then go watch tv awhile...NINJA WARRIOR!!! piang eh...you should look at the competitor's biceps la..damn toned la...haha...bowen always wanted to join ninja warrior...LOL...this reminds me of the number of pull ups i ddi today XD...before mr goh come for class at 8.15am...i nth btr to do...saw napat and kelvin at pull up bar..i went there...pia 22 pull ups...piang eh...then after tt..biceps pain until afternoon...afternoon i dman cui la..in front of wangling only do 12 pull ups...cos of the lactic acid which is still accumulated in my arms...damn sourish la...zzzz...LOL...

haiz...but long time nv go gym le...think i will go like at msot twice this holidays...remaining time try study...i don wanna fail my studies again...hahaahahaha....

kk...get back to ninja warrior..after tt..i go study vectors...cos it is the stupid chapter tt made me flung my math test the first time in my entire life...stupid shit...then the rest of math chapaters finish reading them tmr...then saturday start proper revision le...hahahahahahaahah...

2009-06-10T11:08:00.000-07:00

i really give up...i really give up...no matter how much bad deeds i abandoned i stopped whatever evil bad shit i did...i am still hit hard by bad luck...i really dono what to do...i learnt abt some unexpected info from frens this afternoon...and realised hw shit my life is...i really hit rock bottom hard...never in my life did i feel such agony...its the most shitty year in my teenage life...i failed in everything! i failed in studies...failed in my cca...failed in my co-relation with frens...failed in another shit stuff...i really dono what to do...thinking of such issues just sent me sleepless nights...i really hope tt someone can tell me what to do...i am breaking apart...i tried everything i can to salvage whatever i failed...but all really seemed effortless...i am really lost...i really hope tt those pple high up in the skies...controlling pple's life?? hello??? please spare me...i am really helpless...please...its like shit...all these shit sent those rubbished 'swirlings' tt i feel in my heart...very uncomfortable...pls...anyone reading this...tell me what to do? nobody can understand the shit i am in...its like the worse you all can get is worse off in certain aspect but better fof in another..me?? no i am screwed...i failed my studies i failed my cca i failed in my relations with frens i failed in relationship stuffs i failed...

another sleepless night for me...

2009-06-10T03:01:00.001-07:00

luckily...its just a small crush...

2009-06-08T08:07:00.000-07:00

DAMN FUNNY!! MADTV ROCKS!!

2009-06-03T08:01:00.001-07:00

haiz,...feel damn guilty...i am the first bloody kuku to jio jermyn to go famine camp..then he go jio the class...then in the end...i don wan go...i wanna join them..but seirously no $$ (it is $30) hahahah...so i just de-register from the famine camp loh...who ask me use up my funds...haha...haiz...hmm...i just realise why my frens have more funds than me...COS THEY BLOODY WORK!!! I DON WORK LA!! NT FAIR LA!!!! zzzzzzz....esp choon boon..he damn rich la...he even can afford prom night on his own...&*^*^*...stupid faggot...zzzzz.....haiz..me leh? my funds come from pathetic savings of like 10 cents to 1 dollar a day..if lucky...eh....2 bucks? cos skip meals?=P haahhaha....

haiz...hope tt after a lvl...jay yeo can find me some good paying job...then i will pwn choon boon in his funds!!!

2009-06-02T08:19:00.000-07:00

piang eh....today go bk sch for gp lecture..sleep thru out whole thing...mgiht as well stay home...zzz...

then after tt...i ps my class...go join xuewen xuewei cos they gg novena buy shades for their life saving shit...then i wanna go novena find some shit stuffs i need...

best...they SPENT 45MINUTES FINDING A PLACE TO EAT??? WHAT THE SHIT???? we walked from 1pm to 1.45pm to find a bloody place to eat...we walked to veloctiy...then walked out of it..then walked into it..then out then in again then go subway...HWAT THE SHIT IS THIS...then kena scammed...zzz...6 dolalrs for subway..just bread...no drinks no cookies...stupid shit..damn ex la...told them go long john liao they don wan...zzz..long john combo 1 so cheap...LOLOLOLOL

then afetr tt...i nth btr to do call clinton bryan xuewei buy doughstick to eat -.- cos the ly ee ling patronise tt shop..then it must be nice...somemore 90 cents...quite 'cheap' for a doughstick a prestigious one somemroe at shopping centres...outside shld see 70cents ba..haha...their doughsticks...is superb...

k..then hw we go home..take mrt to orchard...walk to wisma there take 190 home...then on 190..xuewei and wen sitted behind me.i sat to this mid age guy...then i didnt realise tts my granduncle =S...then his wife and daughter are sitting in front of him...then his daughter aka my 'auntie' is like 2 years younger than me loh...LOLOLOLLOLOOLOLOL..BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM YANG GUO...heheheh de sheng eh...hehehehehe

2009-05-28T08:09:00.000-07:00

today's post...waner's funny moments episode 3

these few days...got into some deep shit..need the help of some teacher...what's waner's view on this???

i'M wanER(: says:
*haaha
*gdluck to u den
*lol
kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
*she law by law one..
*haha
*thanks
*=)
i'M wanER(: says:
*no la u must act as if u're a very very gd student
*like how minghan always pretended to wipe the whiteboard for her >.<
kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
*...................................................
*THIS IS DAMN FUNNY
*I GONNA POST THIS
i'M wanER(: says:
*?!???????
*no lo u noe tat minghan is a super hyprocite
*only ms (blah)'s lessons he wipre whiteboard
*cos ms (blah) gave him the helpful student notice =.=

DAMN FUNNY LA MINGHAN AND WANER...

2009-05-28T07:59:00.000-07:00

haha!! heard of a good news today...xuewei xuewen clinton may be joining my table for prom night!! 3 of my rather good frens in ajc is joining my table...haiz...but too bad la...if got more girls sharing table with me then good...see chio girls then good?? no la..cos girls eat damn little..then we as gentlemen must cater our service to help them =P

haha...haiz...2308 gg lan outing tmr...but i nt gg...firstly cos i donno how to dota...secondly...recently i am rather stressed and moodless to do all these stuffs...then also...feel like gg gym to unwind myself tmr...also maybe attending lee's birthday tmr..if syarif goes...hahaha...minghan xuewei xuwen joining 2308 lan outing as well...hope tt they will have real fun...

haiz...i have been quite a good boy today...i must be a good boy from today onwards..no more vulgarities...no more mocking...no more criticism of pple...i must get rid of the karma haunting me this year...i don wanna remain this unlucky...it sucks....

2009-05-26T08:20:00.001-07:00

hooo...it has been long since i last played soccer...haah...tmr there is recre soccer..nt sure gg or nt...

ok...wanna set up 1 team...featuring my fav 11...

Yohann Pele (GK)

SergioRamos(RB) Johnny Heitinga(CB) Anton Ferdinand(CB) Gael Clichy(LB)

Cristiano Ronaldo(RW) Kaka'(CAM) Francesc Fabregas(CM) Morten Gamst Pedersen(LW)

Robin Van Persie (RS) Rafael Van Der Vaart (LS)

2009-05-24T01:38:00.000-07:00

lol...writing this today cos dman funny la...waner...she put "20th century breakdown! yea!" in her pm...i don even listen to green day i also roughly noe its 21st century breakdown...then she was like...

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS the resistance...september 2009 says:
*lol...nt 21st century breakdown meh...
*the album
i'M wanER(: reality, this is says:
*LOL
*ok
*sala
*haha

lol...damn cute right she...just like last time the 'i believe in miracle' thing...hahahaha....what a funny 'sis-in-law' i have...

oh ya...wanna thank bro xuewen...cos so ps..make him scan the entire nitrogen compounds tutorial and sending it to me..cos i lost mine and mr goh is gg thru it tmr...i don wanna lag behind just like how i didnt do carboxylic acid and copy and uds during his tutorial...hahaha...thanks alot wen!!

2009-05-18T06:02:00.000-07:00

haha!! after being frustrated over schoolwork ytd...i went for a bath...feel way way way much comfortable and at ease after a bath...woooo....hahaha...now need to chiong econs for tmr econs make up lesson....

another boring civic module tmr again...so envious of wangling xuewen minghan waner benedict loh...all got yoga...zzzzzz....

stupid xuewen...i am the one who jio him join in the end he nv wake me up to call me join...&*^&*&^$%&$^....

wangling also!! when she signned up i was talking to her...also nv tell me...zzzz....

2009-05-17T05:11:00.000-07:00

another day...feel damn damn damn pek cek like tt leh...don uds econs at all...damn pissing...wanna continue reading to uds more..but it seems to get worse...its damn vexing...wanna study also cannot like tt...zzzz...worse is tmr...got chem test...then i tot i studied ytd but i forgot everything? then its damn painful...my head keep pounding hard...also dono what happened to me this yr...i am dman screwed up this yr...nth like tt every happened to me...

2009-05-16T01:20:00.000-07:00

haha..in the end..i am still gg for stajework performance at esplanade...cos managed to persuade my mum...i was like :"aiyo even if you don let me go out i also watch arsenal vs man utd one...might as well let me go out right" then she gave up even though she abit dulan...wangling better thank me loh..i forgone watching arsenal vs man utd and 18 bucks and mother's discontent to go watch ah...hahahaha...

haiz...dono what to do la...mr chan alr said i did dman badly for spa...he warned me to buck up on theory..but i don have the motivation to study at home...dman sian...

then next monday chemistry test...its damn pek cek like tt leh...wanna study but cant kind of feeling...lol...esp when you have a tv a xbox next to ur study table and a computer directly outside trhe room at the living room where broadban allows you to watch live soccer youtube madtv etc...haiz...so sometimes i went out to study...hoping tt i wont get distracted..in the end it felt worse...like don feel tt easy study outside...zzz....damn sian la studying...

2009-05-15T05:22:00.000-07:00

hahaha!!! in the end....even if my mum allow me go stajework as part of 'cca'...also cannot..cos justin suddenly come to me and say :"eh...now we ALL including those in service team cant go"....zzz...then my fren was like:"we only hired professional photographers..."....

haha...hmm...she damn scary la...came to gym to find me...dman randomly..then offered me cake..nice eprson but i stunned...haha...then donno why she started crying abit...and i also donno what to tell her to make her feel better....so just keep quiet and listen to her talk loh...haha...haiz...so i just sms her...say some consoling words (but those words are repeatedly used in all texts...zzz)..but she dao-ed me...and she keep complaining tt i dao her....zzzzz....

haha...feeling less stressed today...after got chased out of gym by a teacher cos i was in sch uni (LOLOLOL) i went to canteen and saw navin kc...called him to teach me physics...ITS OMG...DAMN EASY after he taught me...thanks alot navin...haha...my kranji sec and ajc sch mate...he changed alot..he very kao pei in kranji sec one..now he is a very patient very helpful person...love him so much...

then at canteen cb loo come talk to me also...LOLOLOLOL...he damn funny...made fun of his cca president...in class...in canteen..in library...LOLOLOL...

zzzz...then went for photog...gerald tan ren ming pang seh me...-.-...i don rly have frens in photog except for tt tan ren ming...then he ps me,...zzz...dman miserable in photog...nobody to slack with...haiz...what to do...haha...

k...then photog ends at 7.30pm -.- but haha thanks ms goh for tt dman dman damn dman nice durian cream cake...the ice cream cake is seirously like durian immediately throw inside one...I LOVE DURIAN!!!...

haiz...feel dman bad..nv go for the stajework performance to support my fren...so sian la...if jermyn go i confirm go one...somemore my mum like so 'zzzzz' abt me gg....haiz...

lets wish her all the best during her performance...

2009-05-14T04:28:00.000-07:00

this year has been a year with series of miserable events...scored badly for 2 of my a lvl subjects...and now...chan cm told me i scored very very very very (5 verys) badly for my physics spa skill c and d...BOTH...TWICE...i donno la...this sucks la...i studied so hard le...same goes for stupid pw...but chinese got c also nvm la...expected...

haiz...another sadded thing is i asked justin if i can attend stajework performance as a photographer...so tt i can tell my mum its a 'cca' thing...so maybe i can go...and it will be free? =P...justin said :"can" but my mum still said :"no"...haiz....

things rly rly rly rly isnt tt favourable for me this yr..the yr i am taking a lvl exams...what to do?

2009-05-12T02:02:00.000-07:00

haah..last spa to go...skill A...alot of my frens still flustering over it...like michelle ng!!! haha...lets wish ehr all the best in her spa tmr...hope tt she will score splendidly....

i ponned math olympiad today come home slack...HAHAHAHAHAHAH....wonder if yuzhong attended it...wonder if he signned the name for me?? hahaah....jkjk....

haiz...feel like shit la these few days...wanna do alot of stuffs but cant...zzz...

2009-04-30T05:01:00.000-07:00

haiz...today is anderson jc's sports day...my 'aesthetically inclined team' (consist of nt a single sports players) got into finals...but sadly...we got 7th out of the 8 teams tt pulled through to the finals...

but i am dman proud of our team...cos our team is the only team out of the 8 team that doesnt have a single track and field runners...other teams consist of at least 1 track runner and also about 2 hockey/bball/soccer players loh...

our team?? harmonica club...guitar club..photography club...enterprise club...AND WE PWNED 50 OTHER TEAMS...YEA!!! WELL DONE

somemore...our team lost...but we lost by like split secodns...the 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th teams ran itno finishing line side by side tt its almost impossible to tell who is leading who...

my team members made a lot of sacrifices for today's run..on zen sprained his ankle but he tolerated his pain and sprinted...he was screaming like shit at the end of the race..his ankle must have been damn pain...tt a macho man like him said its pain...weiming also...when he pased the baton to me...kashing crashed into him and he fell...scratching his leg...tt also hindered our performance...haha

despite so many injuries and obstacles..our team manage to be damn awesome today...proud of them...but i have let them down...didnt live up to many's expectations...they expect me to outrun others..but others are rly damn gd...wesley venga kashing are god like sprinters...

2009-04-22T02:06:00.000-07:00

arsenal drew with liverpool...4-4...if it wasnt for 5minutes extra time..arsenal alr pwned liverpool's ass la...

piang eh...andrey arshavin...arsenal's record breaking signning socred 4 goals!! he lived up to his price tag!!

arsenal celebrating arshavin's 4-3 temporary winning goal over liverpool

nice shot

another nice shot

celebrating his first goal of the game

2009-04-21T07:59:00.001-07:00

haah...watched dman lots movie for the past few days

17 again...damn funny movie..i am first attracted to this movie by its storyline...father gg back to his teenage life...rather interesting..i don watch this because of the main lead...so gay...the funny pt abt this movie is tt the daughter tried to seduce and rape the teenage verison of the father

extreme movie..another comedy...mocking teenage sex ed and lives..damn funny...

x men origins...wolverine...another dman nice movie..i thik tis the best among all x men moveis so far...also my fav character gambit made a calefare appearance inside...just like..eh...20minutes?? ghaahahah

fast and furious 4...the front part where dominic robs the oil tank is dman exciting le...but i feel tt tokyo drift is still the ebst among the 4..perhaps becos tokyo drift involves colege life of the lead racer...tts why it intrigued me more...but fast and furious 4..in case you guys donno..its the story line before what happens in tokyo drift...cos the korean guy (who acted in madtv korean drama as the president) fren of dominic..he died in tokyo drift...but you will find it strange why is he still alive in fast and furious 4..haha...cos its the story before tokyo drift ma...

lol..a lvl this yr..yet i spam so many movies...crazy shit...=S

2009-04-20T05:57:00.001-07:00

OMG...SO SO SO RELIEVED!! I FOUND THE ADIZERO!!! DAMN HAPPY!! firstly cos i found tt shoe..secondly i do nt have to sell my previous golden t90 lazer to raise money for a new adizero for wei...OMGOMGOMG...I AM DMAN DMAN DMAN RELIVED TT I WAS EXCLAIMING DAMN LOUD AT GENERAL OFFICE :"OH MY GOD!! HW DID YOU ALL MANAGE TO FIND THIS???" damn loud tt the clerk called me to lower down my volume but at the same time being happy for me...

OMG...HAHAHA...tts why i always bring lost items to general office...like the psp i found and the mp3 player i found and the handphone i found and the billabong pencil box i found...cos i put myself into their shoes...if i were them..who lost my things..i will be like ytd...hoping dman desperately tt i can find it back....

wooohooo....love the helpful ajcians in ajc...donno whetehr its cos of their integrity tt they returned the shoes...or is it cos wei's 150 bucks adizero damn smelly tt they don wanna steal...anyways i wanna thank them

2009-04-18T06:28:00.001-07:00

THIS IS IMPORTANT!! AJCIANS!! I RLY RLY RLY SEEK UR CO-OPERATION!!!

IF YOU EVER SEE THE FOLLOWING SHOE...PLEAS PLEASE TELL ME OR ANY 2408 PPLE
-black adizero
. UK size 9.5
. black adizero with silver stripes at the sides
. placed inside a black nike shoe bag

PLEASE PLEASE!! IT BELONGS TO MY FRIEND!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CONTACT ME IF YOU HAVE ANY NEWS ABOUT IT!! PLEASE PLEASE!!

it is believed to be last seen at the pavilion outside canteen or the 2nd level physics lab...so if you see it somewhere PLEASE CONTACT ME!! I AM LOOKING FOR IT DESPERATELY!!!

2009-04-16T05:25:00.000-07:00

oh ya!!! JAY YEO SHENG QUAN!! LISTEN UP!! i got gold for nafa!!!! yes!! no need go army tt early!! we can go work part time together liao!!!!

shuttle run 9.2s...sit and reach 59cm...sit up 43...pull ups 11...standing broad jump 153...all As....

except for 2.4km...11.47min...zzzz....

haah...no need to serve ns for extra 2 months...

2009-04-15T04:01:00.000-07:00

today...15 april...alot of things happened...

its my mum's birthday...happy birthday mum...i love you mum....

secondly...its tianjun birthday as well...my kranji sec and now ajc sch mate...happy birthday...hope tt you had fun after being slapped with chocolate cakes by 0508

thirdly...my cousin ang wei keong...got hospitalised because of some cardiac problems...omg...its freaking shocking...his heart problem reacted while serving his national service...he even need to undergo operation soon...hope tt he will be fine...a nice guy...he shld have good karma supporting him...hope you get well soon my cousin...

next...arsenal is playing against villareal tonight...hope tt arsenal will own villareal

but i really really really really hope tt my cousin will get well soon...

2009-04-09T03:43:00.000-07:00

devastating...anguishing...disappointing day...

thanks my frens for their support today...thanks bowen jermyn xunhao for supporting me...also irvin and weizhong...also wangling for her cuddle...thanks peichun for her concern

you may think it is damn gay...but i tell you...its unbearable...

i put aside everything...promos spa homework entertainment birthday...for this...i screwed my spa...i screwed my promos...and what did i get in return?

i rly tried tolerating this anguish but it just revealed itself uncontrollably...

my hardwork nv pay off...

2009-04-08T05:39:00.000-07:00

haiz...abit saddening...during civics...teacher give those slips of pple...for upholding certain values...zzzzz...as if i can get them...my frens got them for certain lameshit stuffs...if they give integrity de award i think i own and pwn everyone like hell...

picked up psp on floor...passed to lim k wee....

found wallets pass to G.O.

found samsung handphone...pass to libirian

found billabong pencil box (those big big ex ex one)....also give G.O.

piang eh!! then minghan just need to find 1 mp3 player..then he tio awarded le!!!!!

zzzzzz....teachers always say:"little things you do wont go unnoticed...as long as you uphold these values...you will be blah bl;ah blah blah..." yea right...lol....

haiz..i know tt rly rly cannot ask fro any returns..but is abit sourish sourish anguish saddening shit...zzzz

2009-04-07T05:42:00.001-07:00

arsenal vs villareal...ltr...home at arsenal can trash villareal...eh...say...5-0?? eh..w.ait...alittle too little...erm...10-0?? yes they can do it!! come on arsenal!!

2009-03-28T06:43:00.001-07:00

hahahaha....damn addicted to pro evo soccer!! let me show you my team

goal keepers
1. craig gordon
24. joe hart

defenders
2. Giourkas Seitaridis
3. Antonio Lopez
4. SERGIO RAMOS!!!!!
13. John Heitinga
15. jose bosingwa
22. John O Shea
33. Giovanni Van Bronkorst
37. Steven Taylor

Midfielders
5. Tiago Mendez
6. Gareth Barry
7. Ricardo Quaresma
8. Ricardo Kaka'
11. Maxi Rodriguez
12. Arjen Robben
14. Xabi Alonso
16. Park Chu Young
17. Andrey Arshavin
18. Joey Barton
19. Morten Gamst Pedersen
20. Simao
21. Andrea Pirlo
25. Luis Suarez
26. Kevin Nolan
27. Jesus Nevas
28. Joao Moutinho
34. Owen Hagreaves

Stikers
9. Fernando Torres
10. Robin Van Persie
23. Diego Forlan
30. Mateja Kežman
31. Sergio Augero
32. Dirk Kuyt

ok..this is my team currently..just bought simao and kuyt over...eh..now i am thinking of getting ANTONIO CASSANO...

haha..i bet you all donno at least 10 players in the list mentioned above..cos they are damn good underdogs...hahahaha

2009-03-06T07:05:00.000-08:00

MUSE - Stockholm Syndrome

I won't stand in your way
let your hatred grow
and she'll scream
and she'll shout
and she'll pray
and she had a name
yeah she had a name

and I won't hold you back
let your anger rise
and we'll fly
and we'll fall
and we'll burn
no one will recall
no one will recall

this is the last time I'll abandon you
and this is the last time I'll forget you
I wish I could

look to the stars
let hope burn in your eyes
and we'll love
and we'll hope
and we'll die
all to no avail
all to no avail

this is the last time I'll abandon you
and this is the last time I'll forget you
I wish I could

this is the last time I'll abandon you
and this is the last time I'll forget you
I wish I could
I wish I could

2009-03-05T05:13:00.000-08:00

haah these few days...alot of pple helped me...let me give them some credit...

firstly..i wanna thank ka shing and michelle ng...cos hse friday is cancelled and i am the 'outstanding' one who forgot to wear uniform and wore she tee...so michelle generously lent me her cardigan jacket to wear over...to make me less extra among the crowd...then ka shing brought extra uniform for me...THANKS

next..i will like to thank michelle agn...eh...some private stuffs nt convenient to mention here

then also..'thank' michelle agn for throwing her unwanted FYS to me...zzzz..where i need a TYS loh...zzzz...nvm..THANKS

ok...next...I WANNA GIVE A BIG THANK TO CHERYL ANG!! LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH!! also not convenient to mention what she helped me out with here =)

ok..then i wanna thank xuewei...also nt convenient to mention here...

ok..then i wanna thank CLINTON!! HE LENT ME HIS CALCULATOR...IF NT I WILL FAIL SPA TODAY!!

haha...oh oh oh..nt to forget...thanks kenneth...my kranji sec senior...hehehehe....my golden nike lazer <3

ok...haha...so glad tt i have so many helpful frens...sob sob..so touching...haha

oh ya...waner is so worried for her chinese tmr...haha...relax...good luck for everyone's chinese a lvl tomorrow!!!

2009-03-01T04:42:00.000-08:00

WOOHOOO!! I BOUGHT A NEW STREET SOCCER BOOTS!! cos my old predator died on me a week ago..even though predator's soles came off...i still use it for 3 of my PE sessions without falling down while running XD!!

but nafa is next week...i MUST get a sport shoe aka soccer boots...so i bought total 90 lazer gold!! 1st grade!! it cost 99 bucks outside...it cost 89 in queensway...i got lobang and bought it at 62 BUCKS!!!

haha...zzzz...wasted my whole saturday ytd at queensway...ps my clas 2308 for LAN gaming cos i don play LAN (i am damn guai right?? GIRLS A GOOD GUY AVAILABLE HERE!!..LOL..jkjk)

hmm..what abt today?? i wasted my whole sunday also zzzz...slping ...woke up at 9.30am..ate breakfast and watched tv till 12nn..ate lunch and slack till 2pm..then slept from 2 to 7pm...zzzz..woke up and study abit of econs and physics spa...zzzz...

haha...i am wearing my new boots to sch tmr!! so get used to it before nafa on tuesday!! hahaah...gold nafa!! here i come!!

target for nafa test

shuttle run 9.2 to 9.3S (A)
pull ups 10 to 15 (A)
sit ups >53 (A)
sit and reach >55cm (A)

zzzz...unfortunately...these 2 failed me...

standing broad jump...230 to 235 (C)
2.4km run 11min (B)

total...eh...27 pts...zzzzz...

i ebt guotie gonna get full score again...and hon sen gonna get shuttle run record again...zzzz...oh wait..i think my og mate jarryl too from 3108 broke his shuttle run record le leh??

haha nvm...i gtg...study abit before tmr..zzzz

2009-02-27T05:39:00.000-08:00

me in michelle's (aka mitch aka bitch)...jkjk...cardigan's jacket

zzzz...i didnt know there isnt house friday today...and i wore my house tee shirt to school...zzzz...then xuewei told me :"WHY ARE YOU WEARING THIS?? THERE IS NO HOUSE FRIDAY TODAY"....then i was like...:"SHIT"

then among the crowd in the mrt ...it seems as though i am the only one in the house tee...so i hurry browse through my Handphone for help...called Andrew if he can bring extra uniform for me...too bad he left home..luckily luckily luckily...my PAE PJC 08s15 classmate...NG KA SHING!!! he has the habbit of gg sch late...so he brought me his unwashed uniform!! phew..he almost wash the uniform if i didnt call him...lucky lucky...

ok...while waiting for ka shing to pass to me his uniform...I AM DAMN EXTRA AMONG THE CROWD GOING TO SCHOOL....luckily i met act cute michelle from 05/08 who likes to act cute and wear cardigan jacket in the morning...so...i 'borrowed' her cardigan jacket and wore it over my outstanding hse tee...=D...didnt know i am fit into female clothings tt well =P...for last yr j2's grad night i wore my sister's long sleeve (XS i think)...just nice fit me...then now wore michelle's jacket XD...looks gay...but i like it...LOLOLOL

ok...while waiting for my saviour to reach parade square...i told wei ge(aka xuewei aka viagra) to take a photo of me in female cardigans!!! hahahahahaha...then the stupid 24/08 pple like big Leon and spastic minghan...keep laughing at me...for wearing hse tee and looking gay in tt cardigans....sob sob....

YEA..KASHING ARRIVED...I WAS LIKE...PIANG EH..THANKS SO MUCH...kind of feeling...hahahah...

ok...so this post is specially dedicated to NG KA SHING and MICHelle...(she said:"my name is nt michelle...its MICH..."...so i said:"ok...thank you bitch?"...LOLOLOL...jkjk relax relax relax...REALLY REALLY REALLLY THANKS SO MUCH)

i bet joyce is gg to feel disgusted for nth again...cos she said its sick to wear female clothings...zzzz...

ok..then as normal...i slept thru lectures and tutorials...zzz...esp the econs lectures...zzz....then after sch...i had photog...then as usual...met up with gerald and we wreck havoc at photog sessions XD

haha...then went home...played mafia wars...zzz...stupid shit they added new feautres to the game agn...zzz...then played pro evo soccer....hahaha

2009-02-20T03:51:00.000-08:00

zzzz...k la k la...i don disturb joyce le la..she angry le...sianz...but but but i will continue to pester her with her favourite 'hubby'...=P

hahaha....herzad is performing for aj idol...MUSE...SUPERMASSIVE BLACKHOLE....he said he gonna make a remix out of it...so i am really looking forward to it...

ALSO PRABHAKAR...this indian fren since kranji sec...good drummer...good mucisian...he gonna perform MUSE too...STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!!! OMG!!! ONE OF THE BEST SONGS BY MUSE!!!!

haha...looking forward to both of their performance...zzzz....sian why isnt anyone performing 'time is running out' by MUSE...cos its the very first song tt attracted me...the very first song by MUSE that i listened to...zzz...herzad said 'time is running out' is damn dry...zzzzzz....

oh yea...ANDREI ARSHAVIN...he is going to make his debut for arsenal fc tomorrow against sunderland...will be looking forward to tmr's match...after the NUS challenge...lets hope tt team JKS can win the 500 bucks tmr...which is kind of impossible...

oh ya...today seems to be a darn lousy day for me...pple screaming into my face angrily or emo me...zzzz...firstly is xue wei...bo tai bo ji scold me...then after tt say nt my fault =(...then after tt minghan also for nth also dao me =(...then clinton scolded me just because i shifted the bench =(....then JOYCE HSU...she owe me a favour then she don wanna return then she dao me somemore =(...JKJK JOYCE...RELAX...hahahahaah

2009-02-17T06:20:00.000-08:00

hehehehehehe...damn happy today...cos my team won the heats for 4 X 100m!!!!!

haha the team consist of (1st runner) on zen, (2nd runner ) bo wen, 3rd runner weiming, and the 4th aka most impt runner *erhem* kendrick!! hurrary!!!!

hahahaah...darn happy...cos i seldom take part in competitions...then my team won first for heats...cool...

piang eh...its seriously damn stress and scary as the 4th runner...cos they have the cross country number 1 runner aka ajc soccer captain...one odac guy...1 volleyball guy...1 hockey guy...then forgot abt the rest...piang eh...scary la these pple...soorts sports one...i was thinking..."oh my..i am dead"...

when weiming passed me the baton...it reinforced my thought tt "oh my i am dead"...cos i was the last 1 to get the baton from the 3rd runner....zzzzz....seirously damn scary...

then i donno how..i manage to run past the 5 pple to become the first??????....coool...damn cool....

then tis like...when my class saw me lagging behind as the last...they seirously gave up cheering..when they saw me starting to overtake the last 3 guys and fighting with the top 2 guys...i can hear their cheerings!! YEA!!!...then i just overtook others....then...yipee...first...hoooo...HARDOGAY!!!

lol...pspspspspspsps...i am nt being cocky or what..BUT DAMN EUPHORIC...COS I SELDOM RUN...AND WHEN I RUN I ACTUALLY RUN AGAINST POTENTIAL WINNERS...AND WHEN I COMPETE WITH THEM MY TEAM CAME FIRST!! YEA!! TEAM GU BO WEN ROCKS!!! damn shiok la...whooo

ok...zzzz...here comes the unpleasant part..the tallest bastard in my class (erhem...yj..heheheheh)...he darn smart loh..mr arthur lim catch him for his hair...HE DRAGGED ME DOWN..he pointed at me while talking :"MR LIM...LOOK AT HIS BEHIND"...darn..he caught my tail...zzz...thanks alot yj..dragging me down for nth...zzzz...

ok another sadded thingy...I RAN THE WHOLE SCHOOL JUST TO FIND YANGYI A GC FOR HER MATH TEST...if she can just give me her hp number i wont have to search or comb the whole sch for her...in the end i got the gc but i cant find her...zzzzzzzzzz.....i am late for test and sweating like shit...damn shagged...zzzzz.....see la...zzz...nv give me your number...in times of emergency also don wanna give...zzzz....

then another sadded thing is i gonna fail for math common test...so difficult...zzz...

oh ya...completed the malay lessons thingy...zzz...but still got chinese lessons to attend...zzz...sian sian sian

**********THIS IS THE MOST IMPT POINT....JOYCE HSU FROM 20/08 WONT BELIEVE I OVERTOOK THE 4TH RUNNER OF ALL TEAMS INVOLVED IN HEATS 1...INCLUDING HER SPRINTING DEMON CLASSMATE JUNKAI...SO I BET WITH HER...I DID WIN HIM..YEA...JOYCE HSU OWE ME A KISS...A KISS...A KISS...A KISS*******************************

2009-02-07T07:16:00.000-08:00

zzz...stressed up...lagging behind like shit le...and i am gg to lag behind even more by next week cos of ogl...just hope tt napat can save me after ogl period...help me turn the tide...help me catch up with school work...

haha...oh ya...21 February is coming...Team J.K.S. (jackass when you pronounce it wrongly) is gg to win the 500 dollars top prize at NUS de current affairs competition...hope tt Team JKS's other 2 are reading newspapers...and nt just relying on 1 person only...we must work hard as a team!! ok team JKS?? can we win the 500 bucks?? "YES WE CAN" quoted by Mr Barack Obama...LOLOLOL....

hmmm...what's team JKS??? it consist of 3 darn smart genius...(J)ermyn(K)endrick(S)zewei...

haha...i am smart right?? tot of team jackass this team name..hahahaha....zzz...but nt smart enough...cos i am lagging behind my studies like shit...had a bad feeling abt my results in the future seriously speaking...hope tt i can seriously pull up my socks...

i wanna study...but i seriously damn sian diao when studying...someone please help me...its damn stressful...its like you want but you cant study..tt feeling is damn vexing...damn stress...is like so pek cek kind of feeling...i seriously need help...please...someone teach me what to do...

2009-02-03T05:16:00.000-08:00

gosh...i almost owned a psp slim directly after pe...someone left his psp directly underneath my bag...then i picked it up...asked ard if it belonged to anyone...no one claimed it...tt time the selfish tot of keeping it to myself did crossed my mind...but i tot of putting myself into the owners' shoes...if i were the one who lost my stuffs...will i wish tt i can find it asap?? or tt the finders will keep it to themselves??

but but tt selfish tot came ONLY AFTER i passsed the psp to lim kok wee...cos someone told me tt giving lim kok wee..might as well we keep it...cos he wont give it back to the owner...zzzz...damn it i shld have passed it to general office...if what they said is true?

haha...another occassion...i found a samsung mobile phone...flip phone...damn chio one...rotating keypads...then camera 5 mega pixels...also i can keep it to myself...but but i passed it to the librarian....

wow...if i were to keep tt samsung to myself...i wouldnt need to use the pathetic motorola razar v3 i used from 13yrs old till now le...zzzz...its like...erm...5 year old???....zzzzz....

nvm...if i were to lose my things...i sure hope tt i can get it back...so of cos i did the right thing..but i just hope hope hope tt lim kok wee will return psp to the rightful owner instead of leaving it to rot at his table...