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Saturday, December 22, 2007


haha...i just came back from taiwan today...overall...other than the the lodging and food...it sucks...i paid a total of s$1530 plus s$60 tips...and then...i spent 2/3 of my time on the bus and travelling! crap right?...lol...but i love the tour guides there...the people there...i met nice people...especially the gorgeous tour guide who can tolerate all my nonsense...i met people of my age and some teenagers...like raffles(wei xun from raffles junior college) melbourne(raffles' brother)...sheryl(a nus or ntu student i 4got...not my friend...my sis de...)and the teo people...

who are the teo people? haha...is the esther teo meimei and her bro teo teck hian! they are nice people! we(teck hian,meimei,karen,i) went to the amusement parks together...using the free and thrilling facilities there...like the roller coaster...the dont know what ride...the pirate ship...all are so scary! further more...it is my first time scaring the hell of my life with these rides...cos my mum doesnt approve of these perilous facilities...but now...i am a TEENAGER! i run my own life!haha...the pirate ship...looks like a child play...unless you sit on it...it went extremely high and your vision is perpendicular to the ground loh...all the rides...the roller coaster...the indoor fulcran version de roller coaster and the water version de rollaer coaster...all that went through my flustered mind...was...OH MY GOD! WILL THE WIRES SNAP? WILL THE SEAT BELT GET LOOSEN? but...dont be misunderstood...i am not afraid of it....obviously...lol...then esther teck hian and karen are screaming their lungs out...but...i was sitting on it...doing nothing...just thinking wildly...lol...

so sad ah....during this week....nobody view my blog...no body give me comments on my drawings...give lei! i wanna improve...cos i am an amateur!



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Friday, December 14, 2007


I drew Fuast VII yesterday eh...he is a Necro-blah blah blah(something that describes a person who can revive or summon the dead) in Shaman King...does he look like Faust? i wanna improve eh...please drop me some comments thanks =)

ok...lets move on with my holidays

haha...i will be off to Taiwan later in the evening with my family...before heading to Melbourne on Tuesday for some personal purpose(on my own)...hehe...

haiz...i watched every series of the American Pie...not for its nudity la...I not so perverted...if I want to consume nudity material...might as well watch porn...lol...

haha...American Pie is really a crude and humourous movie eh...the characters never fail not to add vulgarities into their speeches...like 'a$$' 'f*c*' 'b***h'...etc etc...

then the movies are really ridiculous...they make viewers think that it is so easy for men to seduce girls up onto their beds...throught he characters like STIFLER..haha...the main character in every series of American Pie...he banged infinite number of girls...lol...

then the American Pie 5(Beta House)..I would say it will be the best! haha...because of the last 45 minutes...where Beta and the Geeks competed in some Roman games...looks very intriguing...and the games are somehow disgusting eh...like the gun shoot shoot thingy...where the pellets of the revlovers are replaced with OLD HORSE SEMEN...so disgusting eh? then there is also a competition where a representative from Betas and the Geeks will have to tolerate sexual temptation..the first person to ejaculate will lose...that game is also very dumb I would say...hehe...

but overall...I love american pie...I repeat...not because of the nudity...lol...



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Thursday, December 13, 2007


HAH!! nice or not? my drawings? the previous drawing i posted is the omnimon i drew...today...i drew tao ren(above) from the japanese animation,shaman king...haha...ugly?nice? please place your comments in my tagboard for me to improve further! thanks!

haha...look out for tommorrow's drawing! another animation!


haiz...holidays...everyday play play play...play until i am becoming more and more retarded and stupid, becoming a lobcoster/nincompoop/birdbrain/nitwit/idiot le...i go for iq test...first one 118 and second one 111...sia la...getting worse and worse...furthermore...average singaporeans have 120 for iq...so i am below average...i am DUMB! haiz...dont know what to do sia...becoming more and more stupid


haha...more jokes today

1. what will you wish people,attending your funeral in the future, will say? if it is mine, i will wish they will say something like "HEY! LOOK! HE'S MOVINH!"...lol...this is adapted from the crap of ex-kranjian tan funan...lol...thanks for giving me the rights to publish this joke


2. an apple a day,keeps the doctor away

a masturbation a day,scares/keeps the girlfriend away!

HAHA!!!!!adapted from the craps of lim shihonghong


3.definition of football game: It is a thrilling game where 22 people(11 each team) will chase after a ball....kicking it...while they run and spit on the football pitch...

LOL...this one not that funny ah?


lol...haha...i ran out of rubbish and crap and stuffs(this is informal...do not use 'stuffs' in the writing of composition! this is confirmed by english professor miss ratna wati)





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Tuesday, December 11, 2007



























I was baffled by certain things...firstly...does Jon Bon Jovi(left) looks like Oliver Kahn(right)??? They do look alike dont they?...i asked a fanatic fan of Jon Bon Jovi...Miss R****(cannot be names by law in protection of the fan), she said:"eee...he(oliver kahn) so not handsome...he dont look like bon jovi".

Then i interviewed singaporean version zidane. zizou told the kenny's dailys:"oh...YA!!!! he(jon bon jovi) does look like bon jovi!"

How do you feel? haha...feel free to post your comments on my tagboard






haha...apart from drawing...i watched videos...animations...movies on the internet...haha

then i came across a cartoon! it is really funny...it is like...a student is taking his test...the test question is:"the boy is walking to school...10 min later, the sister wants to catch up with him...the boy travels at 80km/h and sister travels at 200km/h...how long will sister take to catch up with the brother?"...the stupid guy wrote on the test paper...the brother will stop and wait for her one what, why will he continue walking?

haha...then in the movie...i pronounce you chuck and larry...the guy...chuck...is so stupid...for some reasons...he wants to marry larry...gay relationship...even though they are normal guys...but chuck wants the money from the insurance to larry when chuck dies...cos he trusted larry the most but not other women...
then they went to look for some marriage centers or something like that...there were names of such places...like: wedding balls...then larry pronounces it as wedding bAlls...then another one with the name till death do us part...larry says...till DICK do us part...then there is another...I Do I Do...larry says:"I Do I Do..............(3 seconds)....kiss my ass suck my cock"



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Monday, December 10, 2007


Haiz...holidays are so boring...so i draw cartoon!...so the above drawing is my masterpiece!!..it is a masterpiece...but it is ugly...lol...very childish ah? draw digimon...lol...but i find it fun...drawing your favourite cartoons! especially sophisticated looking ones! syarif told me...by doing so...it trains my concentration...blah blah blah....haha


Haha!!



haiz...leg injured cannot go play soccer...people all working...then i so boring...so i draw!!!

i will stop writing soccer feature articles for the time being eh? happy satisfied? delighted? flabbergasted? dumbfounded?...lol...

HAHA...still got one more picture i drew...but it tinks!! so i am not displaying it! haha...it is seraphymon...lol...haha...very lame and stupid and childish ah?...no wonder i dont have any girls...sob...

haha...today nothing else to say...other days i will then write...

see ya!




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Thursday, December 6, 2007


Robin Van Persie(the white guy in the picture) will resume with Arsenal's trainnings next week after nursing a knee injury for eight weeks

The Dexterous Dutch Striker Resumes With Club Trainnings After Recovery Of Knee Injury
By: Kenny Van Ramos

The moment all gunners fans have been waiting for has finally arrived. The free kick specialist, Robin Van Persie, will soon be joining Arsenal in its battles in English Premier League and Champions League, after a recovery from a knee injury.(haha...the same injury as i do)
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The Dutch striker was haunted by this excruciating pain in the knee during the match where Arsenal played against Sunderland. He scored twice in this match, assisting the Gunners to clinch their triumph over Roy Keane's(Sunderland manager) side.
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In the match played against Sunderland, Van Persie made it 1-0 for Arsenal in the 8th minute with a stunning goal from a free kick. This fantastic free kick goal sent everybody's jaws wide open and dumbfounded. Even Gunner's French manager, Arsene Wenger was flabbergasted by Van Persie's formidable left foot effort.
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When Sunderland manage to equalise the game with a 2-2 score, Van persie made it 3-2 for Arsenal with an unexpected goal in the 80th minute, 10 minutes before the whistle sounds for the end of the match. His perserverence earned Arsenal 3 points in the English Premier League.
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Van Persie's agility, dexterity in dribblings and his flair in free kicks, fascinate Wenger to give him the number 11 jersey. The number 11 was used to be worn by Arsenal's prolific striker, Sylvian Wiltord. Ever since his transfer to Lyon, Robin Van Persie inherited the number 11 jersey.
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In the previous season, Bayern Munich, requested Arsenal for Van Persie's transfer over to the German side. Wenger rejected the bid as he feel that the gunners cannot lose a young talent like Robin Van Persie.
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Fighting for the Netherlands National Team, Van Persie is also in charge of all the free kicks the Dutch national team obtained. The Netherlands national team includes many other talents like Arjen Robben, Rafael Van der Vaart, Wesley Sneijder,Ruud Van Nistelrooy,Dirk Kuyt,Phillip Cocu,Ryan Babel. However, these talents cannot compete with Van Persie when it comes to scoring from free kicks.
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Robin Van Persie was not even a first team player in his previous and mediocre club, Feyenoord Rotterdam. Arsene Wenger discovered this youngster 5 years ago and bid for his transfer to Arsenal. At Highbury, Van Persie was provided with more chances to prove his dexterity on the football pitch. His embedded adroitness at Higbury earned the worship of many fans over the world(including the writer...me!).
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With these, let us hope that this talismanic Dutch striker can take over the duties of Dennis Bergkamp, the previous mastery Dutch striker of Arsenal, and secure Arsenal with endless victories. I am very sure that his prescence at the Emirates stadium will promote Arsenal as one of the world's most prestigious club.




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acknowledgments for the success of Van Ramos football news reports

My friend, Zizou(the moron in those shades)...jkjk....and I
Miss Ratna(the most important woman in my life)...the gorgeous/bewitching/ravishing/stunning woman on the left...and I


Firstly, I will like to thank the most important woman in my life, Miss Ratna, who taught me how to write feature articles. without her, my football articles will not be so successful, even though it is not successful enough. I also will like to thank her for the Bon Jovi songs, which I listened to while writing these soccer reports.


Secondly, I will like to thank my friend, Zizou, for answering the queries I faced while writing these reports.


Thirdly, I will like to thank myself...dont know what to thank for...haha




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English premier league: Arsenal 1-1 Newcastle United

Arsenal's Togo top scorer, Emmanuel Adebayor(above), makes it 1-0 for Arsenal in the fourth minute of the trilling gameNewcastle's steven taylor(above) equalises the game at the 60th minute of the game




Arsenal manages to bet 4 points ahead of league rivals, Manchesters United, with a 1-1 draw with the Magpies

By: Kenny Van Ramos

Arsenal failed to cherish the opportunity to get 6 points ahead of Manchesters United, with a draw with the Newcastle united. This draw makes them have a less secured lead of 4 points ahead of the Red Devils. Goal of Magpies' Steven taylor equalised the score and dashed Arsenal's hope of having a secured lead over Manchesters United.

Around the 4th minute of the game, Manuel Aluminia made a dazzling clearance into the opponent's territory. The defensive Ivorian wing-back, crossed the ball from the right, into the opponent's penalty area. Emmanuel Adebayor focused onto the descending ball and chest the ball. Using his right foot, he did a rvishing lob over Shay Given(Newcastle's goalkeeper).

The ball rose through the air and above Given, before it descends and accelerates towards the goal. The gunners then exploded with euphoric roars as Adebayor dashed towards Eboue, cuddling him warmly with loving affections.

Ever since the depart of the talismanic French striker, Thierry Henry, rumours has it that Arsenal cannot survive in the English premier League. However, based on this season's results, it convinced all of us that Arsenal's youngsters are still doing a splendid job in the EPL. It also proves to us that the youngsters have the dexterity to take over the previous generations of renowned footballers. This includes Adebayor fitting into those big shoes of Thierry Henry, Robin Van Persie to replace the flying dutchman, Dennis Bergkamp and not forgetting, the Spanish midfielder, Francesc Fabregas taking over the duties of Arsenal's ex-captain, Pattrick Vieira.

4 minutes before the end of the first half, Newcastle's new signning from Manchesters City, Joey Barton, was booked with a yellow card. Joey Barton should feel lucky that it is just a yellow card but not the red.

He was notorious and infamous for his rough tacklings and aggressions in english football. Months ago, he was accused of breaking into a fight with another footballer in England. His juvenile acts caused him to be banned from the pitch. This incident also caused Man City to sell him to Newcastle.

At the 45th minute, beofre the whistle sounded for the end of the first half, Arsenal's attacking midfielder, Lassana Diarra, was flashed with a yellow card from his violent tackles.

The gunners then maintained the 1-0 triumph over Newcastle for the first half.

In the 60th minute, Steven Taylor, dashed Arsenal's hopes of having 6 points lead over the Red Devils. The equlizer caused the gunners fans to be dejected and the gunners themselves to trudge through the football pitch with frustration.

In the 90th minute, the refree,Mike Dean (Wirral), blows the whistle and this declares the end of the 90 minute game. The 50,305 spectators then started to rise from their seats and took their leave, after the 90 minute of entertaining football.

On 9 Decemebr 2007, Arsenal will be playing its next fixtures against Middlesbrough. Will the young gunners obliterate their opponents like the way they did it 2 seasons ago, with a 7-0 victorious triumph over Middlesbrough? Then remember to tune in to the VanRamos football reports for Arsenal the next time.






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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Arsenal 6 points ahead of foe manchesters united

The dexterous French midfielder, Flamini equalizes the score, with an unstoppable left leg effort
with the ball gunned through the thin air, adebayor heads it and makes it 2-1 for Arsenal


The gunners' 14th unbeaten Game in the Barclays Premier League

By: Kenny Van Ramos



On Saturday, December 01, 2007, 5.15pm, at the crowded Villa Park, Arsenal played its 14th fixture against Aston Villa. Arsenal managed to clinch a victory over Aston Villa with a score of 2-1. Goals scored by the young gunners Emmanuel Adebayor and Matthiu Flamini.



In the 14th minute of the game, C.Gardner managed to break the goalless lock. with an unsuccessful clearance from William Gallas, Gardner manage to gain possession of the ball and belted it towards Emmanuel Almunia. The ball gunned towards the goal so rapid that Arsenal's spanish goalkeeper's blunder made him unable to block the ball from landing into the net between the goal posts.

However, in the 23rd minute, Matthiu Flamini managed to salvage Arsenal from defeat, by equalizing the score. The ball was rolling towards Arsenal's Alaxandre Hleb, who let the ball reach Matthiu Flamini. The french midfielder then rammed the ball towards the left side of the the goal, beyong goalkeeper Carson's reach.

In the 32nd minute, Emmanuel Adebayor was being booked by the refree with a yellow card for his roughness.

In the 36th minute, Arsenal's topscorer, Emmanuel Adebayor, scored a powerful header, allowing Arsenal to take the lead by half time. The gunner's right wing-back, Eboue, sprinted along the right side of the football pitch and crossed the ball beautifully into the rival's penalty area. With quick reflexes, Adebayor dashes towards the descending ball and gave it an unstoppable header. Carson's blundercaused Aston Villa to concede a goal from Adebayor, allowing Arsenal to be one goal ahead of Aston Villa.

At full time, the refree ended the game and Arsenal managed to maintain a 2-1 lead over Aston Villa. The gunners marched out the pitch ecstatically with relief, having maintain their unbeaten run in the English premier league.

Now the gunners were 6 points ahead of league rivals, Manchesters Unuted, before their fixture against Fulham.

Arsenal will be facing Newcastle Uniteds in the next fixtures. Will they obliterate the opponents like what they did at carling cup, with a 2-0 victory over the Magpies? Then remember to watch the next fixture of english premier league, where Arsenal faces off with Newcastles united.



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Saturday, December 1, 2007


haha...so happy ah...yesterday an old friend,miss teng, saw me on friendster...
so touching...so many years...she still remembers me...sob...
haha...then i ask for her email...then we chatted on msn for hours....
then we played the testiomonial game....then i got like...tons of her testimonials in my friendster account....
haha...then we talked about our primarys chool life...
still remember...primary 2...wanyee and i same class...then she is the monitor of the class...the apple of mdm kay's eyes(my pri 2 teacher)...her grades are also very superb....
then my pri 2...the class is seperated into 2 triads...one is led by wanyeee...the other triad...i forgot...

haha...then primary 3...wanyee and 2 other friends sang on stage...singing some fann wong songs eh...

then primary 4...we same class again!

haha...then primary 4...haiz...suay year for me....
i did not do homework...sandy lu weixian report to teacher then volunteer to bring me down to the discipline master...very malicious ah this girl?
then there was once...mdm pek(pri 4 teacher) kicked me out of the class into 4g from 4h...
then she ask the class:"who wants kendrick to come back?"
then nobody raise hand....then nevermind...i stay at 4g...play games and quizes...then won quite a lot of mentos and sweets...
then i was like....phew...luckily nobody wants me go back class...then i got so much candies

then there was once...there is a blackout...i play with the air con...well done loh...sandy go report to mdm pek again...i kena punished again...

lol...now you all know how menacing she is ah!!!!!!!

haha...so many years le...so happy...can meet my de old de friends...

haha...wanyee change le...no more short hair...no more good girl de look le...

but wanyee's eyes are still as lustrous as before eh =)



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