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Saturday, August 29, 2009


haiz...to tell the truth...it feels really devastating...cant imagine hw cocky bastardo manure fans gonna boast in sch...thru the lucky goals manu scored....like how _|_ weiwen gg ard sms-ing his frens abt hw manure won...josiah also another dumbfuck...like to rub salt on pple's wound..when manure lost to chelsea during community shield..pple say abit he cry...

haiz...its so devastating tt...emotions overwhelmed me...i uncontrollably shed tears of melancholy...even though i tried holding them back...

when rvp scored and its ruled offside...i was so excited tt i screamed and woke my mum up...but its still nt counted...

but arsenal played brilliantly...they played much much much better than manure...but manure has more luck than arsenal...

its lucky to be brilliant...but its brilliant to be lucky like manure



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arsenal just ended a 2-1 loss to manure...its really agonising...to see ur team...fall from the lead...with many unlucky shots...arshavin's shot,rvp's tiang...worse of all...manure's goals are gave away by arsenal...penalty kick and an own goal...but the man utd players are worth respecting...they didnt celebrate cockily afetr the match...they friendly shook hands and consoled the gunners...how i wish the childish manure fans can learn from their idols...



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anyway....today is saturday...a continuation to the previous post...hehe....zzz...I AM PLAYING GAMEBOY THE WHOLE DAY DAMN IT...i am still playing shaman king...then my mum wants me to study...i will like...:"erm ytd go gym biceps damn pain...cannot hold onto a pen (even though its true but nt tt exaggeratedly true)"

then apart of playing gameboy i was watching this michael jackson concert on channel 5...haiz...even my sua ku mother feel tt its a pity tt such a dance talent die...then there is this crazy female fan...she was grabbing mj so wildly tt the security guard dragged her away...THEN THE WAY SHE STRUGGLED WHEN SHE WAS DRAGGED AWAY WAS EVEN FUNNIER...DAMN IT!!!

haiz...but its rly pitiful tt mj is gone...haha...love his songs like billie jean...smooth criminal...beat it...and quite alot...cos my cousin listens to them everyday and everytime my family visit my grandma over the weekends when i was dman young...haha



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the moment i woke up today...i saw the following thing 'you received a message from syarif fuddin" i opened it...and this is what it said...

"this is it. we are going to face united. It's about time we show the world, or at least the bloody man u fans that we are of championship material. Lets all wtach the game tonight, and give our lads the fullest support. In Wenger we trust, Arsenal all they way"

yea...in just 2h30min time...arsenal will face man utd...i really hope arsenal can win or even trash them...so that i can just shut those cocky man utd fans up...

then on friday...ms valerie chan is leaving our class...she took over ms raudah as our pd tutor for the period of time ms raudah applied for leave...now ms raudah is back...ms chan will be gone...we will miss her alot...she is seriously a very fun teacher to hang out with...also she is very sporty...helped us out with our national day music video tt mocks m**g y*...haha...

before she left...she gave everyone of us cereals...those coco crunch honeystars and stuffs...weiming and audrey arent in sch...so andrew and xunhao kept for them...but dono what the shit happen...during gp...we are so hungry we opened all 5 of our packets and gobbled them all...then andrew opened weiming's and xunhao opened audrey's...then andrew was like..."eh...weiming told me to help him keep anything for him...but today teachers nv give us anything right?" then we are busy digging weiming's cereal and said...:"NOO NOO DEFINITELY NOTHING GIVEN TO HIM" (trying to play along with sarcastic andrew...)then mrs peh was damn pissed...cos 3 guys eating at the back of classroom...even her role model gp rep xunhao is eating...n1 right? hehe

then friday...after econs make up...i called jermyn for gym, he don wan, nvm i got other backups...then 2 of backups xuewei xuewen pangseh me for gym...nvm...i got last backup...then XUE IAN PS ME ALSO &*^&%^$%^$%#^....then xue ian is damn loser la...he ps me cos he wanna go gym with his other frens on saturday...in the end his frens ps him for gym on saturday....

i was so sian diao...so i just went back to my usual gym companion who i didnt tot of in the beginning to call along for gym...HERZAD!!! hahaha....then halfway we went to play soccer...then he imran jikky em and 1 j1...play against some other j1s who are of greater number....then imran do alot of skills...then do do do open goal missed...he look at me with tt "opps..." face...then next he was like damn hyper.."LEPAK!!!!!"....then another time he missed...he apologised to me...then i looked at him wif some solemn face...then next moment i was like...:"LEPAK LA!"....LOL....

then before i went gym...we saw syafiq studying...then he said he got chased out of his home room cos the sch needs it for some functions...then he said the nexus is full of pple...cant study...then we went inside to have a look then we were like :"EH SYAFIQ...YOU LOW BLOOD SUGAR UNTIL YOU TOT THE NEXUS DAMN FULL IS IT" then we keep laughing at how fasting cause syafiq to have hallucinations...

also we use the theory of low blood sugar to support the reason why imran is so crazy 'lepak-ing' and singing some 'ni de mei mei qu na li (where did your sister go)" chinese song in those malay-indian accent...even though it shld be high sugar tt cause it...LOL...

haha friday is a damn funny day...thru herzad i knew even more malay frens XD most imptly...FUNNY malay frens...lololol



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Friday, August 28, 2009


the more i tot of my previous post...i dono whether should i feel retarded for treating my frens genuinely or feel glad tt i have a few frens who will nt backstab me like how some bastards did it...

worse of all...he backstabbed me...and i shld be the one being angry with him..i wasnt...instead he dao-ed me...crazy fker...he is just some jealous crap...jealous tt i score better than him...jealous tt i can be ogl but he cant...claimed i am a mugger to everyone? i asked him out for soccer and gym and fun..what did he reply? GO HOME STUDY...look who is the dumb fk mugger here...screw you...seriously...

then the other guy..he is another bastard...i didnt even offend him and he told his fren's fren which is my pjc bestie crap abt me...whats the problem with him...

this year...2009...is the suckiest year of all..screw this man...fml



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haiz...life seriously sucks...dono how the heck i do...those retarded idiots in school are simply jealous of my relatively better results and started to go around saying me a mugger...stupid cock...then seriously alot of backstabbings here and there...screw them...screw them...



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Sunday, August 23, 2009


damn pissed...as usual...before exams...i always wanted to study...but seriously no mood to study...really very fked up leh...damn vexing...want to study but cant study kind...damn dman damn pek cek la...tried doing homework...then realise so pissed off also...stupid cjc...set their paper 1 so easy then paper 2 so freaking difficult...got so pissed doing their paper 2 that i literally threw the book into dono where isit now...no mood to look for it now as well...think i threw it out of window or something...

screw tt book...screw prelims..esp ajc...screw them...i nv see any sch so kiam siap like ajc before...the sch teachers are evry nice...but the way the sch administer is like can they go eat shit? wts...family day...took away half of every classes' profits...if you incur loss...you incur yourself...DMAN IT RIGHT...IF YOU HAVE BENEFITS THEY REAP IT..IF YOU INCUR LOSS THEY JUST LET YOU DIE DOWN THERE...tts nt it...they FORCE all j2s to 'show their appreication' make us donate 3 bucks to sch...SCREW AJC LA...wts...how did they spend money? sponsor volleyball teams' shoes la...tour for choir la...wts...then what...what do we use for exams? OUR OWN FOOLSCAP...SCREW THEM LA...SO FREAKING KIAM SIAP SCHOOL...then recently they retardedly took another 7 bucks from every classes' class funds...seriously...ajc can go eat shit or not...then what...home coming dinner...'welcome' us to dinner? my ass la...wan money then say la...then what do they do with it? sponsor trips for volleyball and choir again la...then we? we don benefit from the money donated at all leh...every fridays...AIR CON BREAK DOWN IN AUDI...THEY CANT DO ANYTHING..SCERW THEM LA...STILL FORCE US TO UNDERGO ELCTURE IN TT CONDITION W/O TAKING ANY ACTIONS? seriously...screw the sch...this sucks man...then what else...tables and chairs outside library are all BROKEN...then they use those unwanted cheapskate computer tables as tables for us to study? wts? damn cheapskate la...

i still rmb how mr lim encouraged me to go ajc..cos he said the environment there is gd...i agree...the teachers there are very nice...BUT THE SCH SUCKS...THE WAY THE SCH FUNCTIONS...SCERW IT LA



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Thursday, August 20, 2009




haha!! these few days...i have nth to do...so i keep disturbing jermyn minghan and weiming with quotes from the above video...LOL...minghan got damn irritated but he still laugh...crazy shit...lol...he and clinton also described hw horrendously big mount Everest is...LOL...haha...tmr...gymming...after econs...hehe...zzzz...damn sian diao...I TOTAllY NEVER TOUCH SCH WORK FOR 2 STRAIGHT WEEKS...LITERALLY NV TOUCH ANY OF IT...DAMN IT...then weiming told me what are the equations for physics stuffs i don remember anything...



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Tuesday, August 11, 2009


kendrick SERGIO RAMOS said:
eh friday ah
where got ghost

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
i dunno

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
u can?
i think after physics mock test paper 3

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
i wan the 6 dollar one

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
orh...

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
still got 6 dollar?

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
same here
think its available only on monday?
monday and tuesday...

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
no way
r u serious

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
nt meh?
i tot tts hw it works

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
go chk it out

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
but i noe tt there is price discrimination and they charge students at a lower price
cos our pocket money is little

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
..

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
so movie tickets makes up a large proportion of our income

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
errr

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
so they have to lower price to increase TR

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
.....
U MISSED OUT
PRICE ELASTIC DEMAND

kendrick SERGIO RAMOS says:
-.-
i explained it ma
=S
so no need say
LOL

|-five²| ❤ LUBS LUBS HUI HUI!!!!! says:
zz lol?
key words liddat need la lol


this is how i asked minghan to go out for movie...LOL...ms kat shld be proud of me



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lol..after pe...1408 and 1308 combined to play against my 2308 team...damn it la...we lost 6-4...but let me tell you...we may have lost..but i believed...firstly becos they are so noob they have to merge class to beocme powerful enuf to challenge us where we only use 2308 players...secondly their goals are all cb loo's retarded fault...he conceded them? no he did a fine job as a keeper just tt he keep thinking opponents are andrew and bo wen then let them have the ball..then the opponents just tap in the 6 goals -.-...then our goals? EXCELLENT GOALS....hehehehehe...i crafted my team in such a way tt its our optimum state (apart from the defence) to play...bowen is left legged so i plant him on the left wing to pump ball inside...andrew run fast so i place him on the wing...jermyn is damn co-operative so i place him in centre...then the rest all defend...LOLOLOLOLOLOL...but then they just stone down there at times...so i anyhow play le la &*%&^$%^$%#$%...then cb loo our keeper...he is darn good at keeper...short distance goals he will use body to block...but he dono hw to save or catch long balls...hope tt he can improve...next week we gonna trash 1308 1408 combined...

oh ya..i took the only corner we had for the game...damn it la..the ball is `1CM ABOVE JERMYN'S HEAD!! JERMYN WHY MUST YOU BE 177CM NT 178CM!!! DAMN IT YOU CAN SCORE TT HEADER....

kk...enuf of soccer...now lets move on...during math lecture...i am like...erm...listening to mp3 don wanna listen to tt lecturer cos she very irritating...then scribbling deformed and mutated teletubbies onto xunhao's math book XD he is such a nice guy...didnt scold me...but only use pen to draw on my hand...

then after tt...they said civics is cancelled we went for lunch then jermny andrew shaoning and i went reading room to "study" in the end we end up gossiping abt pple's relationships...what happen in our various secondary and pri sch lives... -.- then shaoning left then only left with jheng and andrew and i....so shaoning nt there our convo become more NC16 content...like how my pri 4 teacher gave us a lesson on the meaning of 'kao pei' 'chee bye' and 'kan nin nah' damn funny la..she used 30minutes to explain to us what the vulgarities are...don believe me? GO ASK HANI! SHE WAS SAME CLASS AS ME!! SHE SHOULD NOE!!! what started this lesson on vulgarities? cos i scolded my pri sch fren :"eh...you go and die" then he threaten to complain to teacher...then i was begging him nt to do so..then he still did it..he went up to teacher and said :"madam *** kendrick called me to go to hell" i was like :"no lo...i just call him go and die..nt go to hell"...then off goes the lesson on vulgarities...

kk...then i went back kranji with kranji topscorer tan yan chong frederick augustus...collect cert for cip hrs to get it endorsed by affandi by tmr...then i saw mr lim yuen tuck on the way back home...then we talk talk talk talk...then i saw cailing at lot 1...then took 190 home...

reach home...bathe...pro evo soccer...eat...sleep...wake up...study 15min on electrochem and gave up...now blogging XD

oh ya...will be meeting my usual ji siao gang go watch movie...minghan clinton wei wen then jermyn may be coming...go watch 'where got ghost' THE PREVIOUS 2 TIMES OUR JI SUIAO GANG WENT TO WATCH COMEDIES...WE LAUGH AS IF WE OWN THE CINEMA LA...then pple ard us they are disgusted? no! they laughed at how obscenely we laughed...LOLOLOL



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Monday, August 10, 2009




condom advertisements are seriously the funniest shittest advertisements ever...smart condom makers...



guys remember to keep condoms in car



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Saturday, August 8, 2009


SCREW AJC PE DEPT LA...maintenance of gym for so long...then i have to go all the way back to choa chu kang for gymming and i don like it...then i haven gym for 2 weeks until ytd...then my muscles all weakened and untoned le la...stupid school..screw it la...maintenance of gym...yet i see no diff except for some indian lady sweeping floor inside...



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Thursday, August 6, 2009


some very happy stuff happened to my fren...dono whether he is scamming me or nt but i am really happy for him...wish him all the best...

kk...tmr national day celebration...look out for what minghan and i are wearing

i had a feeling tt i may just die anytime...it seem something wrong is with my body...especially my respiratory system...its really very freaky and uncommon and weird...nt sure if there is a need to see doc...its damn scary....



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Tuesday, August 4, 2009


feeling abit screwed up today...all yanchong's fault...make me go all the way back to kranji to collect cert in the end the cert is not ready...then i am like so tired la...then no mood do homework...econs case studies i don understand a single shit the question is asking...same goes for chem and physics de lecture questions...let alone studying for math test tmr...everything due tmr and i am like 'lol'? bloody cock...



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Saturday, August 1, 2009


haiz...life isnt tt good...back to the same old days...worrying over stupid studies...cos i tot i am a good boy if i finished the tutorials fast...but its like...i did the tutorial and stopped touching homeworkl and lecture notes for 1 whole month until the tutorial..then i forgot everything...damn pissing...then friday math tutorial andrew tot i still noe everything...then he keep asking me questions but i cant answer any...started becoming panicky unstablised...then so overwhelmed by it tt i dono why i walked AROUND the school for dono what reason...from blk 1 to gym...to canteen..back to blk 1..then to audi...then to gym..then back to blk 1 then to canteen...i also do not noe what the shit i was doing tt time... the only thing i rmb was tt this girl cleaning and sweeping the gym floor -.- i think she tio cwo ah...haha...then xue ian was like :'eh then she chio?" i replied:"if she is chio i am alr inside there doing workout instead of hanging out with you le"



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