oh ya!! this is funny too...the last time i had fun with sai ravru pradahan...
firstly we lift napat up...
we walk to the sea...
toss...
hi 5....
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9:12 AM
oh ya...saw this rather funny photo on my class blog...
its like husband and wife in conflict....
the wife (cRass-andra) giving the husband (dickhead) the furious face...like "WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME??? YOU FOOL!!"
then husband poses in such a way like...pleading the wife for mercy...lol...darn cute couple we have in class...they are both born on 1st october hahahaah
and this...is a plate of 'tissue-made' wanton...MR NG HONG PENG ALMSOT ATE IT!!!!
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9:05 AM
zzz...arsenal drew with west ham again...i just finished watching it...nth to post...so i just post some photos tt my frens recently sent me...
these photos are taken at lim ming han birthday party...too bad i left halfway cos i need to attend wedding dinner...this includes unglam photos of lim ming han...also the photos of me molesting xue wei...
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8:57 AM
Friday, January 30, 2009
hahaha!! damn shiok la!! my gang...xuewei xuewen minghan...we attended ogl workshop ma...then damn shiok...they took photos of ogls at workshop...then my gang de photos appear like in every seconds like tt...lol...hahahahaha!!!!
also...tt joyce hsu...crazy one...make me wait for 5hours doing nth stoning in front of comp table just to wait for her to send me something she told me is DARN INTERESTING...well done loh...damn 'interesting' loh...thanks loh joyce...i lost 5hrs of sleep until 2.30am
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9:48 PM
Thursday, January 29, 2009
haah this gonna be short...minghan damn funny..
ytd in front of yanying i claimed minghan said she is GLK (guai lan kia invented by lim ming han)
then minghan denied and scolded me while he claimed yanying is his buddy...then he wink at me
then this morning he said..."KK TELL YOU WHAT...YOU SEE HER WITH ME..CONTINUE SAY SHE GLK...THEN I PROTECT HER?? KK????"
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4:12 AM
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
JOYCE HSU!! LOOKING AT THIS??? I AM DEDICATING THIS TO YOU!!
today after school..i saw de sheng..he has nth to do..so he accompanied me ard sch to find gerald tan...so tt gerald can go photog with me then less sian...
firstly we went to audi and find...we cant find gerald..instread...we saw STUDENT COUNCIL...
then i saw jiaxin sitting in the middle of the empty seats and JOYCE HSU at the font of the stage...
basic instinct told me :"GO FOR IT"
so i chiong towards joyce...hooked her by the arm...and dragged her towards jiaxin XD
but donno why ah...whats wrong with joyce...she keep telling me how much she loves her 'hubby' but like everytime i bring them together she scared scared one...hmm..i wonder whats wrong with her...siao zhar bor...haha...then she like....
she like drag me out of audi..cos she scared ma...then her fren was like...HOHOHOHOH JOYCE GEN NAN HAI ZI DONG SHOU DONG JIAO...lol...
then the stupid de sheng just stand down there do nth...nv help me drag joyce towards her 'hubby'
okok...enough of her...now abt sch day....
today after sch...after lunch...she was lining up at chicken zest...so jermyn was about to put the plates for me..BUT BUT BUT I STOPPED HIM!!! I KINDLY VOLUNTEERED TO PUT THE PLATES BACK AT CHICKEN ZEST FOR HIM...nice right me???
haha she buying food there but i nv go help auntie collect money like what i always do la...cos looks idiotic...zzzz...then die la...if i really do...
haha oh ya..before tt...saw her at block 1...then i screamed her name when she was like...erm..less than 50cm away from me?? then i scream finish..i end with a small 'hi'..hahahaha...she darn cute la!! like tt also laugh laugh smile smile...
kk enough of her as well...
after photog i saw gd buddies pang bros and bryan...we went to north pt eat dinner...jap food...then i reached home still need to eat mum cook de...zz..bloating like hell now..lucky my dad brewed some tea...haha relieve the bloating effectively...
haha!! then i didnt manage to keep a single cent of my ang pow money...all thrown into the bank...total 1 thousand plus next to my bed ytd night and they were gone in my bank acc this morning...zzz... my 1 thousand dollar cash!! cny ang pow + photog competition runner up prize cash + my bursary =((...
haha nvm i also nth to spend one...i lead a frugal life one...or you can say i am stingy in a negative way? hahahahaha
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4:27 AM
Saturday, January 24, 2009
haha...promised myself to changed my attitude upon being inspired by 'love matters' by jack neo...to become more decent...tried it out today...by gg out with my 2 vulgar friends xue wei and xue wen...not bad la..i only scolded 2 vulgarities?...have been controlling myself...haha big improvement from the thousands of vulgars i scold per day
haha...no choice...if i really wanna jio her..i must change...worth it...
ok...i went to bugis junction and bought a bloody/chilli red top...long sleeve...darn hard to find it...it can no longer be found in any random shops...jay and i couldnt find it along the entire orchard road la...haha luckily i found it at freshbox from bugis junction...it is the FINAL PIECE somemroe...luckily its medium size...i wanna get small size one..but haha nvm...the last piece in the whole of the bugis junction leh!!...luckily i found it...ok 39.90
hmm...expenditure for cny so far...
black vest from shristo $30 2 tops from G2000 on SALE ($29 EACH) $58 white bermudas $30 chilli red long sleeve $39.90 or $40
total...eh...$158?...hmm...zzz...spent alot leh...zzzz....nvm la...cos the G2000 one...my sisetr said i can sue for job interviews also...then can don wear for cny also can use in the future...hmm...haha...
kk i had whatever i need for cny le...except for a pair of shoes..
i think i gonna go to the market behind my house to get the $10 white slip on shoes from malaysia...haha...see....i use like elss than 200 bucks to buy so many stuffs...whereas xuewen is crazy...bought 1 top from river island for nearly 100 bucks...lol....then his brother bought levi's jeans...minghan also...hmm...jermyn bought some yellow and grey tops...haha...
ok...i must continue to work hard...in changing myself...to become more cultured...so that i can be worthy of her...about 1 year time for me to change...hahaha
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6:56 AM
Friday, January 23, 2009
hmm...today cny celebration...half day study half day celebration...
first half studying....i am practically sleeping throughout the whole thing...
ok...celebration..i couldnt find my class so i sat with 2408...wen wei clinton they all...then the only nice part is we keep screaming triple H?
ok...then me minghan wei+wen clinton junyong and bryan (all 2408 except me)went yishun to accompany minghan to buy a levi's jeans...which inspired wen+wei and i do so tmr...=P
ok..next we went to watch jack neo's movie...damn funny..but alot of sexual preference..like the whole movie is practically on sex life and marriage leh...lol...teenage sex life...middle age pple sex life...couple sex life...but its darn humorous...no wonder it is rated NC-16
ok la...haha it inspired me alot...i always tot of her...then i was thinking..if she really is my gf (unlikely) i will definitely give her my full priority, along with family health and studies...i will definitely treat her with all tt i can...then my fren once asked if she get horny or stuffs and what will i do?? i answered her...if its her...tt..."i will just stop her loh...seriously...also i believe she wont be so despo...she is decent and nice...even though 60% of the girls of our age arent virgin anymore..." then my fren got even more exagerrating....what if she really really hanky panky...then i answered...thinking if she were to be my gf...agn..."i will definitely stop her but again she is decent...she wont be so despo like 60% of the girls...i believe she is the best from the remaining 40%...cos i really like her...i wont even think fo those stuffs if i am with her...and even if i am nt with her...neither will i develop such thoughts..." haha...but she donno and i don intend to confess to her...only 6 pple know who she is...haha...=P...i don wanna let her know cos i don stand a chance at all...somemore girls like her..i mean girl (singular) like her is unique and the best....she is the best i had ever come acrossed...
haha...oh ya...i already told myself...since i am different from most guys cos i have no gf in my entire life before...my first gf...i will make her the most unique...treat her with all tt i can...but hope tt she can uds me cos i donno how to hoax girls since i don have gf before...then hopefully she will be my last gf too...then my wife in the future (unlikely...hahaha)...zzzzz....
ok next i went to meet my buddies in pjc (2 of the 3 best buddies!! except for minghao) jay yeo sheng quan and shortie edwin chia beng yeow...we went orchard to fish for clothes...
and edwin went off haldway...sadded...he missed out A LOT OF SHOW!! its only a gd stuff but is a darn good stuff tt jay and i saw from 5 flights of escalator above us...edwin will be dying to see this..given his height her can see it better than we do...
haha then me and jay hung out at orchard from 6pm to 11.30pm loh...haha...talked darn ltos of stuffs...from relationships....to friends...to gossips...to the stuff tt we see (=P)...to dragon ball evolution (upcoming movie by stephen chow)
haha...wanna end this by saying...happy cny to everyone...and of cos to her...wish her eternal beauty and happiness...wish her undying 'zi high' attitude (girls tt are zi high are darn cute!! esp her!! =P)
oh ya!! forget to say...joyce is damn bo liao today...sitting like 1metre away from me at hall also sms me...abt who jermyn giving the oranges to...so lmao...crazy girl...
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8:13 AM
Saturday, January 17, 2009
lol..lfie is full of coincidence..today...is one of these days...
first...this morning went to nyp for health science camp...jermyn signned up with me...then talk finish..go home...saw clement melissa zhanpeng germaine give finish flyer go nyp eat...ok...this is small coincidence...then afetr tt...walk to the yck stn...saw this damn nice mitsubishi lancer evolution MR..my fav car...then i saw the car plate number...6655...my neighbour's car...LOL...cos the colour of car and the model is dman damn damn unique loh...
ok...then at night..just came back from dinner...went dinner at 9pm...walked to bangkit and saw chen shuang...then she agreed to have dinenr with me...lol...
ok...after i walked chen shuang home..i walked home...saw 2208 at my hse bus stop waiting for 966 to woodlands...then saw my gay friend BEN ng kashing...then i went there...chatted with them...waited until 966 come then went home...
then reach home...zzzz....retarded de sheng talk lots of crap..then i ka chiao him with "NEO DE SHENG IS SUPER IRRITATING TO THE MAX" same as what jasmine ong put in her msn...then tt stupid de sheng ka chiao me...put 'MARI KITA ALPHA BOY' to disturb me...zz..stupid shit
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7:09 AM
Friday, January 9, 2009
i post this photo cos i have a spastic face
i post this photo cos bowen and i are mimicking someone
i post this photo cos the spikes on my head is more obvious from this view
i post this photo to commemorate the first can of beer i ever drank...
i post this photo to err....declare my love for my best buddy jermyn heng? love as a fren...don think too much..i am straight...i 'mari kita' towards girls
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6:32 AM
Thursday, January 8, 2009
re test results for my frens
haha...firstly...i wanna congratulate my friends...soh zhi kun (27/08) and andrew chia (23/08) for clearing their re ets...so happy tt we can still see each other next monday....andrew is being a bastard...i asked him how did he do..he wa slike...sian...then abit emo...then he said...so sian need to see you in class next monday...-.-|||
ok...i just called victor ng...he passed re test too!! but he doesnt sound tt jubilant over the phone leh...zzzz...sound like he got a flu...hmmm....
OH YA...MOST IMPTLY...SHE CLEARED HER RE TEST!! HAHAHA...SO HAPPY FOR HER!!...haha feel damn euphoric...not just for ehr but also for all of my good frens for clearing their re etsts!!!
haiz..but denning cannot clear this round...i donno what to say...but all the best...work hard next year...you are a smart ass...you can do it de...you are malaysian scholar leh...
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6:33 AM
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
just came back from 2308 class chalet!! ITS WAS A GREAT SUCCESS!! I ENJOYED MYSELF SO MUCH!! THANK YOU SO MUCH ONZEN SABRINA AND THOSE WHO ORGANISED THIS CHALET..IT ROCKS BIG TIME!!! haah...will tell you more after i get photos...for now..let me tell you abt the ogl workshop i been through for the past 2 days
hmm....first day of workshop...THE FIRST TIME I SAW GOH JIALI SMILE!!! lol...i never ever see her smile before...until this workshop...lol...she even dao-ed me when i said hi to her after jermyn did (cos i donno her?? =P)
ok..then i donno why is my name so unqiue..the first ice breaker game...the give em tempo game she kena me first...i suck at tempo games loh...zzzz....i kena 6 forfeits in just 1 game of tempo shit loh...zzzzzzzzz.....
zzzz...oh ya...i donno how...but joyce hsu got my blog de url...sian diao...i tot my blog very very very little pple know de loh...zzzz...zzz....i will try not to offend her...cos she is holding on to one of my greatest secret...perhaps the greatest one...if i frustrate her she may just blurt it out and i am dead
haha...hmm...i am in clan aquila...in this clan...met many nice pple...like wangling,clement,venga,gay partner daniel james,retarded lame zhiming and YANYING JIE!!!!!
lol...met this dman damn dman out gg girl called yanying in the clan!! odac de!! damn funny girl!! i didnt know who she is then i just joke joke with her ask her to feed me for lunch cos my hand pain...then lie on her shoudler saying mushy stuffs...then after tt she saw me talking to minghan...then she is a friend of minghan ma...then she was like..."OMG OMG...NO WONDER YOU ARE SO IRRITATING AND HIGH...COS YOU ARE MINGHAN FRIEND!! OMG OMG" then minghan and i started cuddling each other LOL...then she even more sian diao....then after tt...couple dance and many other stuffs i keep sticking to her!! keep irritating her!! cos damn fun to bully la she!! then during dance we sat down togetehr and laughed at how minghan dance and cheered and do his shit stuffs!! then we also chatted abt minghan's ugly side...hahahahaha...not chatt la..is gossip....LOL
ok...then joyce...zzzzz...donno why is she so kaypo...suddenly wanna learn abt my secret..then she just randomly approached wangling and asked her if she knew it...then its like so zzzzzz la...cos i just met wangling once only leh....like i will tell her...but wangling said i indeed told her the nigth after j2 prom...then i was like...HAH??? GOT MEH???...then she said i was like 'drunk' or subconcious when i told her that...then...zzzzzz...sian diao.....
haha!! joyce!! if you are reading thisZ!!! you got to be honoured!! cos i only told jermyn abt this!! you are the second one i revealed the secret to loh!!
hmmm...ok....oh ya!! wangling and minghan had something in common...they laugh at my 'sian diao' or 'confused' expression...
its like...after cheering sessions....i will be high...then wangling will keep shouting and screaming at me 'angrily' like...SHUT UP LA!! GO AWAY LA...kind of thing...then i will reveal the natural 'LOL????' expression...then she laguhed...zzzz....
minghan also another fellow...purposely say rubbish and lame crap...then i gave him tt face...then he started laughing also...zzzz....
2 crazy but nice pple...
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8:43 PM
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
"You are outgoing and love to be at the center of attention. From the outside, you may seem flashy, flirty, and tricky but your true self is strong, full of hope to be the leader. When you fail to convince someone, you will get frustrated, and perhaps let your temper shows. Your Love, You are emotional. Many can win your heart at once, but not for long. This is why you hardly win a decent relationship."
This is what FaceBook application mentioned about those who are born on 15 october...which is my birthday...no wonder i have no girlfriends at all since the day i was born...*&*^(*&%&^R%^#$%&....hmmm...appears to be true leh...haha
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7:01 PM
Friday, January 2, 2009
how did i spent my holidays? watching funny stuffs from www.failblog.com hahaa..spent like 8 hours consecutviely watching these crap loh...lol...show you some of the funny ones
(failed bus)
(THIS IS DAMN FUNNY!! FUN THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR MUM! ORGY! WTH!!! MOTHER SON ORGY!!) oh ya those who do not know what orgy is..nvm...don bother trying to know what is it..its some unhealthy thing
