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Wednesday, July 29, 2009


damn...i dono whats wrong with my mouth...bowen and the rest are right...i seriously need a processor installed in me...if nt i will continue offending ppl with what i say...feeling damn guilty now...kind of pissed this always cheerful de fren today...haiz...just wanna tell her tt i don mean it...just tt i suck la...zzz...



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Monday, July 27, 2009


hw will you feel if...u tried to help a grp of ppl to achieve something...yet they think negatively abt u...terrible...



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hw will you feel if...u tried to help a grp of ppl to achieve something...yet they think negatively abt u...terrile...



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Sunday, July 26, 2009


lol..my mum bought this ikan bilis...dono what is it...its like 'jiang yu zai' in chinese...so nt exactly ikan bilis...something like ikan bilis...then she was 'peeling' it into half so as to remove the dirt inside...then she saw this dried starfish of a 50cents coin size inside the packet of ikan bilis...then she keep laughing...then she said:"what if i find a mermaid later?" then i joked and said:"pass it to me and i will rape her"



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Monday, July 20, 2009


gosh...i donno what sch is for...to me...cos i have been sleeping in sch for 75% of the time since last year...even during lectures...then i still manage to catch up thanks to frens...haha...esp my classmate cb loo...helped me alot since last yr...pang xuewei also...haha...haiz...then minutes ago..i MIRACULOUSLY FINISH STUDYING QUANTUM PHYSICS AFTER SLEEPING THROUGHOUT WHOLE THING...hehehehe...oh ya...must thank alot of pple agn -.-

navin for teaching me quantum 1 and 2...myself for studying myself lasers...zhan peng for teaching me semi conductors online hrs ago...



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in the previous blog...i mentioned abt herzad and i discussing abt muse on our way home...the most appealing point abt tehm to me apart of their damn catchy tune...is tt...THEY NV USE PROFANITIES OR VULGARITIES IN THEIR SONGS! this is a work by geinus man...matthew bellamy....



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Saturday, July 18, 2009


ok..this is the 200th post of my blog...

today i am gg to talk abt ytd...after sch...damn damn damn sian...2308 pple go home..jermyn andrew go swimming...bowen go home game..then i dono what to do...so asked wangling what she doing...then wanna ka chiao her to make time more productive...but she reply my msgh so slow...so i changed then go gym lo...then the stupd girl chase me out of gym after 30min of workout...so i wear long pants then go library find herzad...so tt we more pple got more power to get gym key ltr...then saw 2308 chinese retaking pple there...go there ka chiao them...but didnt see wangling...so perhaps she is at basement..but saw ehr after i left the library with herzad...

then after tt..herzad and i went gym...then after tt...just work out for 30minutes...KENA CHASED OUT AGAIN...zzz...so we went to play soccer with the teachers...piang eh...herzad scratched me!!i t =(i told him:"you sracthed me sia" then he was like :"eh kendrick...look at my finger nails..is tt ur skin?" then i was like:"-.-"haha...then apart from being scratched...this crazy teacher or ex student or trainee teacher i dono..wearing white puma studs...STEP ON MY LEG...damn it..during the climax...i got past him la...dribbled past him via double flicks...then toes ekna...then after tt...terrence toh cross and the ball wghacked my face -.- damn unlucky day...

then herzad and i went toilet..he wanna bathe...so i bathed with him...EEE...SOUNDS WRONG.....i agreed to bathe also...in different cubicle of cos...then i don have towel...so i found substitutes...toilet rolls =D then we went home via mrt after tt...on mrt...we keep talking abt muse muse muse muse muse and muse...the new album...then playing of guitars...then this lady suddenly turned to us and asked:"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?" then we were like...stunned??? dumbfounded? then i dono what she was saying...so herzad replied:"ohh...we are talking abt muse...the best band in the world" so strange....this lady...

then i took 966 home from woodlands mrt stn...then this aldy sat next to me...SHE LOOKS LIKE YANYING...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....then reached home...chiong abit of my electrochem since my weekends gonna be used for the scholarship fair and no time to do tutorials...then do for ard 1hr then started msning until 12am then slept...tired after soccer...

(next day aka today)

then this morning...syarif approached me...ask for help...so i help him lo...haha...then came back after helping him...studied quantum for like 10minutes and gave up and used comp until now...

tonight arsenal will play against barnet...pre season match...veteran thomas rosicky will be back from his long term injury...he is already out for almost a year...and the gunner's enw signning thomas vermaelen will play tonight...lets hope nt in their NEW UGLY JERSY COS IT SERIOUSLY SUCKS...



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Thursday, July 16, 2009


oh ya...met my online fren...hazel ang (some tomboyish girl from a.s.s.) on mrt coincidentally...cos xuewen xuewei taking mrt home with me...then they wanna go to another cabin one..ut then i pointed to this particular one...cos got a.s.s. girls inside...then i told them:"go this one la..more girls"=S

then i got inside...lol...a.s.s. one...zzz...i tot is st nicks one...then abit sian diao...then i saw this girl looks damn familiar then i realise its tt stupid hazel...then i purposely call her on hp then ka chiao then hang up then tadang end of story...zzz...cos today apart form the funtashtic new gp lectuer i had..nth diff...

oh ya...zzz...today my frens went to play soccer and went pe..but couldnt join them =( cos i forgot to bring my pe attire...why leh? cos in the morning...i am damn drowsy...i donno what am i doing when i threw my clean pe attire into the washing machine -.- then i was on bus...still drowsy..then i was like:"whats so diff abt my bag today...like damn light" then i STUNNED...opps pe attire...zzzz....

then the new pe teacher he abit guai lan me jokingly call me do make up..but then he made me satyed back tehn i negotiated...then joked joked abit then he let me off le...haha nice teacher...but darren yao is still the ebst pe teacher in ajc...too bad he left...he damn joking and damn crap one la...damn friendly...ajc shld get more of such teachers....

then xuewei xuewen in gym..i wear uniform go do work out...THEN I BLATANTLY DID IT IN UNIFORM IN FRONT OF TEACHER...i only realise the teacher stared at me abt 30 seconds later la..how retarded can i be?



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omg...my bad luck is still haunting...i fell from gp band 1 to gp band 2b...nvm...its THE TEACHER...omg

she is so zai la i tell you...her engrish is sibei powderful la...looking at her teach makes me such confidence i never had to become a GP teacher even though i got S la..

let me tell you...weiming didnt bring his paper...she walked towards weiming and asked:"why you did nt bring ur paper?" then weiming replied that he forgot...geuss what did she say next? she said:"study is your own..." I WAS LIKE WTS????WHATS TT???? erm...study is his??? erm...ok....

omg..her engrish rly cmi la...wonder hw she become gp teacher...i think if you let her do the papers she cant even do them la...she will fail definitely...she cant even form a proper sentence let along do all these papers la wts...

WORST OF ALL SHE IS THE PERMANENT LECTURE TEACHER...

what the shit la damn pissed being in her class...i am prepared along with some of my classmates (those good boy ones somemore) to pon her lecture and go to other band 2a or band 3 or band 1 de lecture also don ever wanna listen to her talk anymore...

come on la...my english isnt tt good...but its definitely better than hers...crap la...wonder why ajc call her to teach us...damn it la the band 2b ppl's fate will be ruined under such a teacher la...why cant they just anyhow assign just randomly 1 teacher...cos tt randomly chosen teacher can definitely speak PROPER english...

gosh la...listening to her talk really tempt me to count the number of times she spoke in broken english per unit time...



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Wednesday, July 15, 2009


THIS IS DAMN FUNNY!!! saw this on a link from jerry's blog...he stupid cock leh go find these kind of rubbish...then bowen keep telling me all the crap he always do in nan hua...



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i just realised something DAMN FUNNY...MANCHESTER CITY SIGNNED 10 STRIKERS!! what teh shit right...wonder hw they play them la..crazy la..so many

then today after sch...called navin teach me quantum 2..then went for soccer...tehn go home slp..wake up come online...haha

then after navin finished teaching..i went canteen to search for food...the wanton mee auntie damn nice to me...haah still rmb last yr she almsot wanted to give me a free pair of new de new balance shoes (which her son in NS doesnt need) cos my shoes got totally TORN while bballing last yr...haha she gave me a free bowl of wanton mee...WITH WAHTEVER MEAT CHICKEN SLICES WANTON SHE HAD...ALL POURED INTO 1 BOWL..DAMN BIG BOWL LA...she damn reluctant to charge me la..but just put there let her collect lo...2 bucks...then after persistence she finally gave in and she accepted 2 bucks...haha...

haiz...my greatest nightmare...gp got S...failed...its like if you fail gp then even if you get A for the rest also can go eat shit liao la...

kk..summary for my mid yrs...

gp S econs S math C phy B chem A...hmm...math used to be D then they round up then become C...abit dissappointing also...btw haven showed my mum results except for phy and chem =S cos they sucked like shit...she gonna scold me for playing so much pro evo soccer and xbox thus getting such results la...even if i tell her i abit better than others she also wont care..zzz...

haha..r.ecently realsie there is this girl in ajc...DARN CUTE...zzz...ok this phrase is damn common...cos i always say this to jermyn or any frens whenever i see a girl...LOL...i didnt realise she even exist in sch =S



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Friday, July 10, 2009


haah..the world is so small la...wangling's french classmate, aaron, is my long lsot pri sch fren...AND THE WORST PART IS HE ATTENDED THE AJC PROM NIGHT 08 AND I TOOK PHOTOS FOR HIS BAND W/O KNOWING ITS HIM UNTIL TODAY....zzzz....bloody crap la...

haha...the best thing is...he is an ARSENAL FAN...hehehe...another person who truly appreciates soccer...then we talked abt pri sch days...abt the girls back then (LOL!) ...

he is freaking skinny last time la...now buffer le...then wangling claimed tt he is fit..for me..its called 'fat'...thanks ah...haha...



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haah..the world is so small la...wangling's french classmate, aaron, is my long lsot pri sch fren...AND THE WORST PART IS HE ATTENDED THE AJC PROM NIGHT 08 AND I TOOK PHOTOS FOR HIS BAND W/O KNOWING ITS HIM UNTIL TODAY....zzzz....bloody crap la...

haha...



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Thursday, July 9, 2009


currently i got back physics paper...got abt...65%...i am nt rly pleased with my results...but it sounds like a bastard if i tell pple i am nt satisfied...but haha...1 thing to be happy abt is tt mr chan chee ming actually praised me!! 1st time in 2yrs...he always scold me for SPA for tutorials for everything..then suddenly he commented:"kendrick you scored very well this time round" i shocked like shit ah....zzz...even though i am nt rly happy with my results...but it is rly rly rly exceeded my expectations like 'hell'...i tot i may even fail la...also dono how i manage to get this results...you go read my answers...is like last minute anyhow hentum kind of answers...haiz...so its kind of 'luck'

haha...lets hope tt i can score well for the rest...esp for GP...it feel damn shitty if you fail GP...

haha...oh ya...i keep disturbing my classmates byu singing michael jackson's smooth criminal throughout the day..they are damn pissed tt all wanted to whack me..i even on the music in loudspeaker and yelled the lyrics at them...lol...imagine hw pissed jermyn cb-loo and andrew bo wen can get...



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Wednesday, July 8, 2009



haha....do yuo know who is the very first soccer player i <3??? sergio ramos? nah...before him it was ROBIN VAN PERSIE!!! haha....damn loyal to arsenal..he just penned another long term contract with arsenal...he even immediately rejected a meeting with man utd few weeks ago...even though arsenal isnt tt successful...he still stays here with us...lets hope tt this dutch striker can bring more goals and success to arsenal next season...

oh ya...saw rosicky at arsenal camp...finally he is fit for training -.- he is out for one and a half whole season la...crazy shit...



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Saturday, July 4, 2009


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lololol....thanks jesper syarif amal nigel suren terrence for coming down today...haha...also thank zhengxuan and yangzhi who wanna come but cannot come...LOLOLOL....played soccer...damn fun...SYARIF HARDLY GET PAST ME..HAHAHAHAHAHA....what an achievement...imagine...JJC vice cap...marked by ajc noob...=S...jkjk...syarif relax...

haha..after soccer we went kfc sit down..suren told us damn lots of stories in kranji and we shared to the rest abt ajc...lol...

then they continued staying talking..then i left first...go grandma hse...

then reach home then i realise i didnt bathe for 2 days =S

cos ytd go gym directly after exams...then xue ian la...grilled me so hard at gym...force me to do many vigorous bisceps trainnings...PIANG EH...NTH CAN BE TOUGHER THAN WHAT HE DOES...no wonder he is so towering...

ok...then after gym ytd...damn dman damn tired...limbs damn feeble...damn tired..i immediately knocked out till this morning...woke up wanna go bathe one...but then tot of playing soccer...so i don wanna bathe...since i gonna sweat...

so...TADA...I DDINT BATHE FOR 2 DAYS....=S....then syarif was like :"F*** C*B**"...lol..his rxn damn big sia...a malay like him also scold such colourful english idioms and hokkien nouns...lol....haha....so i explained to him..but he still very big rxn =S

kk....eh...tmr..syarif suren tehy all planning to go ECP cycle...dono whether i shld go or nt...or shld i go gym..but then to think abt it...i gymmed ytd...bisceps still aching..wont be tt pdtive unless i wait for the 'burning' sensations to subside right?....

haha...



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