Thursday, January 24, 2008
maybelline tan and i
yu zhong(the rabbit) and i
lin shan(l.s.....lao sai) and i
haha..today i received o level results...very scary initially...cos i had nightmares the previous night that i failed english and the rest all got c5...thats why i am very pretrified today...
haha...then it is really shocking sia...i am one of the top scorer of kranji secondary school! it is like...the fifth photo shown was a nerdy guy with ugly face...then i was about to tell my friends(billy and yangzhi)"eh...who that nerd sia!"...then they start clapping call me go up stage...lol..i then found out...opps that guy is me...
haha...it is really unexpected...i always get D7 for my combined humans...and now i had A1...then i always get C6 for english...now i got B3...but my adidtional mathematics is a dissapointment...i dropped from A1 to A2...
then i walk up the stage...doing van persie's celebration style and purposely tucked out my shirt...lol...then people are jeering at me...lol...then mdm lee is like"eh! tuck in your shirt before you come shake hands with me"...then i go up stage...shake hand...then did some candid and informal poses....
haha...then i went down the stage...shook hands with teachers and hugged them...i firstly went shook hands with mdm lee...go down stage shook my mentors...mr lim yuen tuck and miss karen wong de hands...then i go back...hugged my english teacher miss ratna...then i went to hug mr koh...then miss tang came shaking my hand...then miss janne low,mr foo,miss amy yap come shake my hand...
haiz...too bad i cant find ms yong...mr ong...thanking them for waking me up during secondary 1...cos i secondary 1 i slack like shit sia...slack until last in class...40/40...then level position is 228 of 230...lol....haha...i also wanna apologize to my sec 1 teachers for not being serious in my work in the past...haha
haha...then i took photos with ms maybelline tan...lol...eh...cailing if you are reading this...i feel that my teacher(maybelline tan) looks like you when you wear specs...lol...but she say you look prettier than her =P...
haha...for those who did not do as well...i want to tell you all that do not let those numbers define you...you all must be more dilligent...and you will definitely see your fruits of labour...if not how could i savour my fruits of labour...lol...haha...this quote is adapted from mdm shafa from pioneer junior college...
i am so relieved that i did not disappoint any of my teachers...i want to have special thanks to miss ratna wati and mrs punitha ram and miss zarina...they knew that i am weaker in humanities and english...thus, they pay closer attetion to me...especially miss ratna...she printed a whole new stack of comprehension notes for me when i lost mine =P...miss ratna even spent her precious time to mark tons of my composition instead of shopping for her prada shoes...lol
i wanna thank the teachers who guided me for these 4 years of education...
sec 1C 04 i wanna thank ms constance yong,mr ong soon kiat,miss low chui ling and other teachers who taught me other aesthetic subjects
sec 2C 05 i wanna thank miss constance yong,miss maybelline tan,miss zam zarina,mr lim yuen tuck,mr koh chee how,mr heng kee kiat
sec 3E 06 i wanna thank mr heng kee kiat,mr lim yuen tuck,mr koh chee how,miss karen wong,miss ratna wati,miss maybelline tan,miss ng su ching
sec4E 07 i wanna thank miss karen wong,mr lim yuen tuck,mr koh chee how,miss ratna wati,mrs punita ram,miss zam zarina,miss ng su ching,miss eileen tock,miss loh su hian,mr roland tan
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2:36 AM
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
haha...edwin and i...there is a haw chong instituition guy extra behind
syarif and i...today return to kranji secondary
haiz...recently ah...my cailing very cold to me sia...show me cold shoulder...give me wet blanket...lol...call her she also ignore me...ask her out to eat also dont friend me...lol...haha...jkjk...
haha
k...today i returned to kranji secondary school...to watch kranji fc vs west spring fc...we won 2-0...then mrs ram saw me in nan hua uniform and was like:"you are so patriotic to the school loh!"
haha...then i go around...all the kranji teachers i see...i daringly call them by their names! cos i out of kranji le! so nvm de!
haiz...tommorrow getrting results le...i wish i can get 8 la...then can go saint andrews junior college...haiz...but i cocked up in all paper except for additional mathematics,chinese...haiz....
then mr koh saw me...he told me:"you must get A1! if not i will pulverise you!"...haha...i really scared sia...as in...i am really really really not confident of getting A1s like i always do....
i still remember vividly...after physics paper ah...i went home...kept thinking about the challenging questions...then cant sleep...then warm tears started to cascade down my pale cold cheeks....
THE MOST IMPORTANT PART!
I AM SORRY ABEL! TODAY SOCCER! I DID NOT MEAN TO DISLOCATE YOPUR WRIST! I DONT KNOW MY SHOTS OF POWER AH...HAHA....SORRY ABEL! SORRY!
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3:29 AM
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
haha...that stupid jun xiong from swiss try to destroy unity's reputation by pointing middle finger in the unity uniform
haha...thanks ah...thanks junxiong for being scammed by me =)
haha...unity! from leonard!
haha...lets continue with my today de jc story
haha
chinese lesson funny sia!
i saw wo
ng cailing sitting in front of me...then i called her at chinese lecture...it took her about 20 seconds to realise that her phone was vibrating and to look at it...lol...instantly...she turned her ehad 135 degrees and stared at me poisonously...lol...nah...lets replace poisonously with seductively*...lol...jkjk...then i was like...pretending to listen to teachers' lecture...and stared blankly....acting innocently as if i knew nothing...lol...haha
then nicholas and edwin left their bags in the lecture theatre and claimed 'they wanna go toilet' then they went to the cafe for hotdogs....then i was sleeping halfway in the lecture when my bag vibrate sia...stupid edwin called me and disrupted my soundly sleep....haha...then i sleep halfway...then cailing andd her friend dont know why see me sleeping then down there laughing...lol...then i also drooled all over the table...lol...
[please be informed that today de events can be continued in the post below this one!]
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4:20 AM
haha! Nan huw uniform with kranji secondary school tie! eh...edwin pon his chinese lesson come to mine...hehehe...this one evidence that he pon lecture theatre 4 de lesson
Junxiong and i...haha...i tricked him into lending me ka shing's nan hua uniform...then he wear that kranji de
junxiong and i...eh...as you can see...obiviously this pose is recommended by him...cos like 7 out of 10 of his freindster photos all pose like that
junxiong in unity uni,me in nan hua and leonard in hybrid(kran-jar secondary school)
hey! jun xiong use this opportunity to throw unity's face!
hey today so fun! leonard,ka shing,nicholas,edwin and i mix and match your uniform! haha....
actually ka shing lend his nan hua uniform to junxiong...then i tricked junxiong to lend it to me:'eh! lend me for a second! i wanna take photo in that" then he passed it to me and never got it back for today!=)
another funny thing is when edwin and leonard wanna meet in toilet to change back the pants....nicholas took edwin's pants and we all ran out of the toilet! haha! edwin is half naked in the toilet and cant come out to get his pants! haha =)
then nicholas borrowed my kranji top combined with his bukit batock pants...he look like a pioneer jc student sia! haha
[i continue today's post in the next post]
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4:11 AM
Monday, January 21, 2008
Omnimon...lol...i childish ah?...my favourite de monster
asakura yoh from shaman king
tao ren from shaman king...i like him sia...he cool
faust VIII his six pecs got colour one
horo horo...boro boro
haiz...standard one la...cailing neglect me today again...zzz...so bored loh...haha
eh...today ah...eh...people are spreading messages that we will be getting o level results on thursday...i pray for buddha to bless me with splendid results...
haha...then yesterday night, melody was struggling with her homework...then she told me:" i will sleep early tonight! i wont have panda eyes tommorrow!" then i was like:"ok...i believe(sacarstic tone)...i believe...if i am an idiot(even though i am one...lol)"
of course...i won the bet...
today, as i stepped into the tutorial room, i thurst my bag onto the table and ran towards melody and stared into those lethargic eyes of hers...then i asked her:" eh...are you melody's pet panda? you look like your owner melody you know?"...haha...then melody whacked me jokingly...lol...pain*....haha
actually, my project work group are supposed to do some projects today...but we need to use the school's computer...so i borrowed my kranji de senior de account...then...it took the computer 10 minutes to sign in...when we successfully sign in..i was about to plug in the thumb drive...and something unexpected happen...
the nincompoop/lobcoster/libirian came towards us and called us to shut down the computer...no matter whose account was used to sign into the computer...i was so frustrated
la !...&*^&%^E#$%#%$$&*%&^#%$@@!@~&(*^*&%
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2:51 AM
Sunday, January 20, 2008
haha...today very boring sia...
sean keep calling me...pestering me to lend him my old de handphone...cos his second phone too shit...can call can le what...still wanna borrow...haiz....
then leaonard and i are busy doing researches on coca cola...
then i went to orchard again...despite the fact that i went shopping with cailing yesterday....just to buy 1 shirt....so cool ah? i take half an hour ride...spend 5 minutes at orchard to buy shirt...then took half an hour ride back home...lol....
haha...i bought one black shirt and black jeans...then on new year...i am going to wear black watch...black wrist band...black shirt with my black jeans and wearing my black adidas f-30 first grade*( lol....act act abit la...relac la...dont whack me for being arrogant la...haha =))
so outstanding ah? people wear red...then i wear whole body black....
haiz...i suddenly feel so envious for those who went to jay chou concert the day before and yesterday...my friends alot got go leh...shimin, my senior j1,calvin,peiqi...=(...
haha...o level results going to come out...i hope buddha will bless me with good results...i not very greedy de...i just want 6 for my L1R5...lol...haha...so that i have a wider choice of college to choose...i mean...there will be more schools wanting to accept me...LOL....haha...
ok...so after today...it will be my 4th visit to orchard/town in my life time! haha...shocked ah?
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4:16 AM
Saturday, January 19, 2008
my brother...william(chong wen ting)...and i at 2c bbq...the pair of hands behind our heads belongs to alvin lam
the few morons of 2c last time...sean act cool act emo...moron sia he...lame...
haha...dont wanna mention her name...go find out yourself who this hot babe is...you all must be envious of me ah?...so geeky and ugly...then can take photos with chio girl =)
haha...today i went to plaza singapura to buy new year clothes...then i call cailing to come along...cos i dont know how to buy clothes...no taste de =P....
first...we went to world of sports...not to buy my soccer boots...she bought badminton shoes! haha...
secondly...we went to samuel and kelvin...she chose a jacket for me...59.40...then i got scolded by my sis for being scammed...she say very ex...but cailing say it is okok...then calvin say it is considered cheap...lol...then the average of the 3 people comments equals to nuetral...lol
thirdly...we went to hang ten...a black lblouse caught her attention...she go ask the shop helpers...:"where can i find that elegence(the word on it is elegance) blouse..."...so cute sia she...lol...if you are seeing this...i jkjk only la...=)
then after that....i persuaded her go my 2c bbq...then she go there...2c pple were flabbergasted...they are like:"sia la! kendrick so ugly! then got hot babe go out with him sia!"...lol...
then in the bbq...cailing keep flirting with zehang and daniel...then guitar flirt with sean...lol...flirt very de not nice...ok la...befriend...ya...lets replace it with 'befriend'....haha...then she neglected me sia...=(....so sad....
haha...then zx they all took taxi back...calvin and her girl also...then cailing and i...very save money one...lol...we take mrt =)....haha....calvin left later than us and reached home earlier than us...awww....then on train...cailing neglect me again...either she sleep or talk to friends on phone...lol....nvm la...i too sian le...i ugly mah...haha...
ok...now i wanna thank afew people..fristly..i wanna thank my mum for giving me subsidies...in buying clothes
secondly i wanna thank mayee and chenshuang for telling me how to go plaza singapura..if not i cant meet cailing...
thirdly...i wanna thank cailing...for what? i dont know...lol...perhaps for ignoring me?haha...jkjk...thanks for shopping with me...and you ought to thank me for carrying your shopping bags...=)...haha
fourthly...i wanna thank josiah...he very guai today sia...never finish our bbq food and he never see extra pple(hint hint: the person who is not 2c and is at bbq) and ka chiao that person....cos i am so worried if he were to ka chiao my friend...like pushing her...throwing things at her...insulting her
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8:07 AM
Friday, January 18, 2008
the childhood friend...hani(honey...same pronouncination la)...and i!
the 3 jokers of sigma...nani me and jay yeo
haha...so tiring...i had pe...run run run...then reccess got soccer...kick kick kick....then got econs...mug mug mug...then got break and i do project...do do do....then i did not eat anything sia!!!!!! then after lunch i got physics...i ask alot of questions...ask ask ask....then after school...without eating lunch...go ten mile junciton to buy food for my orientation group friends...haiz...being a leader difficult sia...haha XD...every day like one loanshark...out for their blood/money....haha...then after that...i act act...today is qihui's birthday...then she late for tonight's dinner...i plan with my group...since qi hui will come late...we pretend to scold her harshly and aggressively....then after that bring out the pizzas with candles and sing birthday songs...she really got shocked by my scoldings sia =/...sorry ah...haha...then she got flabbergasted and she was like:"sia la...i tot you really scolding me"
haha...then for that dinner...i did not pay my share(even though i was collecting money)...thus...i did not eat anything i bought...then halfway through...my vision gets blurrer...mysteriously...my body gets numb and my groin starts to experience a sharp and excruciating pain...that i cant even stand...then cailing kept calling me but i ddi not hear her...cos my 5 senses are numbed by the excruciating pain and fatigue...sorry ah...if you are looking at this entry
then i took lots of photos!!! haha...with my 3 brother joker gang(san xiong di dang) de jokers from sigma...edwin jay and i! i also took with my childhood friend hani(my honey)...lol....
haha...i love my pe teacher sia...her hair very outstanding and she is very friendly even though she looks fierce...then those bastards in my class(the boys like nicholas tan,ka shing.junjie,terrance,alan)...all say:"kendrick! pe rep!"...obviously i confirm tio one...
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7:26 AM
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
haha...last few weeks...i was irated by the late arrival of my edusave scholarship letter...
you know why it comes so late? it is because it was sent to the wrong bloody address....
then i went there...i sat next to meimei(esther teo) de friend....
woah...she is so chio until there are 7 guys(mostly geeks or nerds) waiting behind to walk her home...then like...it is raining...i got no umbrella...then she like offer to share umbrella with me....then i saw the geeks coming along...then...forget it loh...i walk home in the rain....
then i grabbed a cardboard nearby and wanna cheong home from the chij pri back to my house...it takes 20min by bus...by my ez link card no money...then the only thing that popped into my flustered mind was:"hey grab those cardboard and run..."
wehn i submerged myself into the rain...someone pulled me back....HEY! it is my niegbhour...well done...he has a father that will be driving him home...so...i did not get drenched in the end...hehehe....i love his dad's hyundai loh!!!!
then my neigbhour de father ask me funny questions in the prescence of my neigbour's mum/my neighbour's father's wife...
"eh...kendrick...how many girlfriends you have ah?"
i say:"none la...i so ugly":
he say:"dont bluff la...recommend uncle some leh"
i say:"haha...kk...i got 9 only la"
he say:"wah...so little ah...give uncle one la"
then the wife is like so pissed off....lol....
haiz...also dont know what the heck/fiSh /hell(can choose either one) arsenal is doing! birmingham leh...got penalty...yet they drew...and the bloodyman utd takes the lead....
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2:08 AM
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
hehe...my fdirst time playing pool!! this is taken during our orientation group outing
ming hao bro and i at swensens
ming hao bro and i sitting outisde a shop...legs tired mah....
the orientation group outing...i would say...it is a total failure...seriously...i feel that it sucks....
firstly...we meet at orchard just for the sake of meeting...there is no activities planned ahead of them...i was so fished up....
then we went to swensens...sob...my first time at swensens....one bake rice...swallowed the 10 dollars i saved so pitifully for the past 2 weeks....
then we went to the arcade at marina...fish la...the machines at the arcade cost one dollar per game...then the pool is 12 dollars per game
then i realised cailing is at marina too...so i phoned her...and meet for the sake of seeing her without specs outside the arcade...she is so gorgeous in her contact lens loh....looks like a 'hun xue'(mixed blood) kind of babe...
then we proceeeded to bukit timah to play pool at a cheaper rate...first time i play pool...
then we did a funny thing...before the person strikes the stick...i hurry go smack them...
hey...i helpeed ming hao scored a 'goal' with that smack loh!!!!
then that peiqi ah...she is so aggressive sia...i smack one time...she came chasing after me with that stick...clubbing me with that stick...*pain*....
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2:55 AM
this is my bro number 2...jay yeo(the gay chow)
this is my bro number 1....CHEW MING HAO!!!!!!
haha!!! MY BLOG IS BACK TO NORMAL!!! SO IS MY COMPUTER!!!
the orientation
haiz...until now forget to comment about the orientation de time loh...
sigma performance...the girls are on the stage but the guys are down the stage...however...we guys took all the limelight...
firstly...there was the walking in...then i did some sparrings with the edwin(he is a bastard child)...then we did the matrix thingy...
then before the survivor music went off...i went on stage...expose the tweety bird singlet(people playing soccer with me should know this singlet...how it looks like)...
then we did some 'fancy drill'
firstly...the guys hit their dicks then they fall towards their right...
then they recover...
then they 'pierce' their willy s into the ass of the boy at the right hand side...
then we recover by covring our willy....lol...
then we go to the side of the stages and do some barbaric stuffs....
then before that...edwin is doing funny faces at the front of the stage....
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2:48 AM
