today's soccer is damn funny...not becos of the soccer...is the post soccer activity...
we actually planned to watched avatar...but didnt stick to the plan becos it is screened at 9pm...by the time it ends...it will be 11 plus...then it will be difficult to get home
so...ridhawn amal syarif jesper and i...PRANK CALL PEOPLE...hahaha...we called a china stranger...syarif's pri sch athletic fren...another random stranger...jared and james tan...
the china man we just keep pissing him off with english which he dont understand....
the athlete fren of syarif...they prank her say we are the athletic association...wanna pay her 5k a mth to join our national team...then she scared she hang up...
then another one...we scam her say she applied for a job and she is shortlisted...in fact she didnt even applied for anything...she keep denying applying for anything...but we were saying...oh once you apply...yuo must come for interview tmr morning 3pm...if nt you must pay 500 dollars for withdrawal...THE MOMENT SHE HEARD OF THE WITHDRAWAL PENALTY SHE HURRY HANG UP LA...
ok...then for jared...he is selected for diving unit for NS...we prank him saying :"hi...is this jared yeo from pjc and selected for the diving unit? i am sergeant rizwan....calling from the NS men...i call to tell you we lost your medical report so we need you to come down to cmpb later at 2am to retake all your tests asap...if you worry abt transportation we will pay for your cab don worry...if you don come we will kick you out of the diving unit and throw you to PES B straight" THEN JARED ABIT GAN CHIONG...like try to rmb the details like when to go...where to go...etc etc etc
JAMES TAN'S IS THE FUNNIEST LA
cos james tan deferred for NS...so we prank him...say:"is this james tan from PJC? i am sgt rizwan from the NS men. i am calling to tell you we have cancelled your deferment and you will have to report as usual to Tekong at 5.45am on 5th Feb 2010." James argued:"how could you how could you" ridhwan said:"because we checked your educational status and you are only 2 percentile throughout the whole JC cohort...i noe its sad but its useless for you to study so we decided to cancel your deferment...for more information call (syarif's hp number("
then we were hoping he saved syarif's number so tt when he dial for enquiry for deferment he will then noe its a prank...
he called...ridhwan picked up... james asked:" hello i wanna enquire abt the deferment canellation" the ridhwan asked (in his normal tone as himself instead of sgt rizwan)"who you" james replied"james" ridhwan"james who" james:"james tan" ridhwan"james you call me for what...ridhwan here la...what NS deferment" james:"no...there is this NS guy who told me to call you abt enquiry about my deferment cancellation...(a few seconds)...EH FUCK I KENA PRANKED SIA"
THEN EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING WILDLY...HAHAHAHA...
